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ianrobbo1
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An Israeli doctor once said
"In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut
off a man's testicles, put them on another man,
and in 6 weeks,he is looking for work."
The German doctor said,
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a
brain, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he
is looking for work."
The Russian doctor said,
"Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man,
put it in another man's chest and in 2 weeks he
is looking for work."
The Scottish doctor just laughed and commented,
"You are all way behind us.
Three years ago, we took a woman with no
brains, no heart, and no balls and made her first minister of Scotland.
Now, the whole of Scotland is looking for work!!"
"In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut
off a man's testicles, put them on another man,
and in 6 weeks,he is looking for work."
The German doctor said,
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a
brain, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he
is looking for work."
The Russian doctor said,
"Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man,
put it in another man's chest and in 2 weeks he
is looking for work."
The Scottish doctor just laughed and commented,
"You are all way behind us.
Three years ago, we took a woman with no
brains, no heart, and no balls and made her first minister of Scotland.
Now, the whole of Scotland is looking for work!!"
I coughed actually.
Trouser cough.
