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Daily Smile thread
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Ah, the Domino effect.
Saw a woman crying her eyes out as she’d just lost all her holiday money, I felt sorry for her so I gave her £50, I wouldn’t normally do something like that but I’d just found £1000 on the pavement.
I was looking at our lawn the other, in need of a lot of work to refurbish.
Having pondered it for a while I thought "Sod that"
Having pondered it for a while I thought "Sod that"
Or grassed up.you should be turfed out for that one
you should be turfed out for that one
If only someone would mow him down.
Or weed him out.
At least my excellent joke was my own work rather than cutting and pasting.....
Just burnt my Hawaiian pizza. Maybe i should have cooked it on aloha temperature.!
Prefer when you cut & paste.At least my excellent joke was my own work rather than cutting and pasting.....