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A man goes into a restaurant and orders a bowl of chilli
The waitress says, "Sorry but the guy next to you ordered the last bowl." He looks over to the guy sitting next to him and sees that he has finished his meal, but the bowl of chilli is still full.
He asks the guy, "Are you going to eat that?" To which the guy replies, "No, help yourself." So he slides the bowl over and starts eating.
About halfway through he hits something. When he looks down he sees a dead mouse in the bowl and immediately pukes all the chilli back into the bowl.
The other guy leans over and says, "Yeah. That's about as far as I got, too."
The waitress says, "Sorry but the guy next to you ordered the last bowl." He looks over to the guy sitting next to him and sees that he has finished his meal, but the bowl of chilli is still full.
He asks the guy, "Are you going to eat that?" To which the guy replies, "No, help yourself." So he slides the bowl over and starts eating.
About halfway through he hits something. When he looks down he sees a dead mouse in the bowl and immediately pukes all the chilli back into the bowl.
The other guy leans over and says, "Yeah. That's about as far as I got, too."