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Boris resigns
- Thread starter derek kelly
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In that case triple tax for you my lad
Ooh good, a reduction at last
An apt description of getting rid of Boris, “its like shitting in your pants & changing your shirt”
I see that slimy little toad Sadsack Javid has "stepped aside" from the leadership race, presumably so he can continue to feck up the health service or on the promise of having a shot at the main job later on, fecking golum wants putting down before that happens!
So to all intents and purposes that leaves us with Pissi Sunblock (or whatever his stupid name is) he appears to be a very clever and well educated man perfectly capable of giving a huge smile while silently sliding the knife in, this country is broken but not as much as its going to be once that self serving ladyparts has had a few months in power!
Once again we are about to get an unelected pm that nothing short of a 7.62 round will shift for a good while and he has already lined up his replacement in the exchequer with some bloke few if any have heard (even less can pronounce his name)
This country used to be the United Kingdom and now this bunch of pricks are intent of finishing off what the detestable Thatcher started dividing to conquer, absolutely nothing United about it anymore!
So to all intents and purposes that leaves us with Pissi Sunblock (or whatever his stupid name is) he appears to be a very clever and well educated man perfectly capable of giving a huge smile while silently sliding the knife in, this country is broken but not as much as its going to be once that self serving ladyparts has had a few months in power!
Once again we are about to get an unelected pm that nothing short of a 7.62 round will shift for a good while and he has already lined up his replacement in the exchequer with some bloke few if any have heard (even less can pronounce his name)
This country used to be the United Kingdom and now this bunch of pricks are intent of finishing off what the detestable Thatcher started dividing to conquer, absolutely nothing United about it anymore!
It's not a Kingdom.... It's a Queendom.
He Who Converses With Plants hasn't been crowned yet.
Sunak - Smiling Assassin who until recently held a US Green Card, which begs the question how can he be a loyal subject of the UK and member of the British Government if he was lining up a bolthole elsewhere...? There's also the question of his wife's business links to Russia and his inability to count. Looks like Mowgli from the Jungle Book.
Mordaunt - Woke. Struggles to define what a woman is when asked and thinks trans "women" are women. Struggles even more to get a grip on her hair.
Hunt - failed miserably to get a grip on the NHS. Proposed by that gob-all-mighty, Esther McVey. Could be mistaken for Mr Bean's brother.
Braverman - Pro-Brexit, pro-immigration control, anti-woke and has stated that she wants the UK to withdraw from the ECHR. Experience in other areas lacking though. Ugly.
Truss - Could be Maggie Mk 2. Mad as a box of frogs, but has a wealth of experience in various government depts and comes with a reasoanably large set of Pow-Lo fascinators.
Tugendhat - Ex Army Intelligence Corps. Nuff said.
Zahawi - Has stated that he would give Bojo a position in his cabinet. FFS...
Badenoch - Never heard of her until now so I watched a couple of her briefings and she says all the right things (IMHO) - Pro-Brexit, pro-immigration control, anti-woke. Lacking in experience, I suspect, and has the unfortunate problem that she looks about half her age (she's 41). Famous for ordering the Civil Service to shove their gender neutral toilets where the sun don't shine.
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So in a nutshell - come back Boris all is forgiven
whoever they select will be a waste of fresh air.
I don’t know why you lot bother commenting on any politician it appears they are all rubbish?
How about constructive comments about who the PM should be. Once they have been in situ for a couple of weeks you can then lay into them without any danger of being called a hypocrite because that’s how it works now.
Just saying like….
I would use the hiding behind sofa emoji but my iPhone won’t access them
At the Moment
How about constructive comments about who the PM should be. Once they have been in situ for a couple of weeks you can then lay into them without any danger of being called a hypocrite because that’s how it works now.
Just saying like….
I would use the hiding behind sofa emoji but my iPhone won’t access them
At the Moment
As far as I can see Rishi Sunak appears to be the only one with enough common sense to see that the Government can't afford the swinging tax cuts that the other lot are babbling on about. Any tax cuts would have to be paid for by either borrowing more money which we can't afford. Or more likely by making more cuts in the health service or defence budgets.
Not entirely true derek - the most effective way of increasing tax revenue is to get people spending more. Get money moving round the system faster. I can direct you to some most excellent theory about the velocity of money by Keynes that explains it. Really good reading if you suffer from insomnia.
In a similar way, after 2008 they cut civil service salaries, I was one, teaching.
I don't think it was really effective.
Immediately it was a reduction in income tax. Most people I knew seriously cut spending, I saw people bringing sandwiches to work instead of buying lunch. Therefore the revenue flow from everyday spending shrank exacerbating the crisis.
Anyway, they were getting a lot of money back in income tax from civil service wages before the cuts. It would be interesting to see an analysis of the net benefit.
I don't think it was really effective.
Immediately it was a reduction in income tax. Most people I knew seriously cut spending, I saw people bringing sandwiches to work instead of buying lunch. Therefore the revenue flow from everyday spending shrank exacerbating the crisis.
Anyway, they were getting a lot of money back in income tax from civil service wages before the cuts. It would be interesting to see an analysis of the net benefit.
Derek???
All valid points. But stop calling me Derek.
Well perhaps it's because we're all so f*cked off with British politics and politicians that there seems that there's nothing good to be said about it or them.
Why don't you put your money where your mouth is then and show us. Go on.... I challenge you to put a positive spin on the current crop of would be PM's.
Good theory. But people won't spend more. They are struggling to make ends meet now. Common sense surely dictates that any extra disposable income from tax cuts goes straight into the savings as a buffer against further increases in the cost of living. Might work long term as people forget the pain but it's not the short term fix the others seem to think.
Well you were talking bollocks so I am sure you will understand why I called you derek