Boris resigns

[derek kelly]

If everyone behaved themselves, paid taxes and supported themselves (where possible) and all leeching multi generation criminal scumbag parasite benefit scroungers were eliminated there would be very little need for a government.

Are you sure you don’t want me for PM?

Which opens the door for my manifesto, death penalty for most criminals, don’t pay tax, no benefits or medical help, 6pm curfew for School age children, street cleaning working parties made up of people on benefits.

 

[Squag1]

 

[Duck n Dive]

Now that's been scuppered what's the odds he'll go early rather than string it out?

Or will it be as Dominic Cummings said, he only thinks he's lost one battle, not the war

 

[Jaws]

no benefits or medical help, 6pm curfew for School age children, street cleaning working parties made up of people on benefits.

So absolutely NO street cleaning then ?

 

[derek kelly]

So absolutely NO street cleaning then ?

No cleaning, no benefits

 

[Malone]

Don’t forget the proviso - no mobile phones while you are supposed to be ‘earning’ those benefits by working.

 

[Duck n Dive]

Heard a great suggestion on the radio this evening for our next Prime Minister



Ozzy Osbourne

 

[Jaws]

I see Mr Slimy ( or what ever the ex-treasurer is called ) has put his name up
Why would any one vote for that back stabbing POS
A man NOT to be trusted

 

[derek kelly]

I see Mr Slimy ( or what ever the ex-treasurer is called ) has put his name up
Why would any one vote for that back stabbing POS
A man NOT to be trusted

Who can we trust? The trustworthy ones would not touch the job

 

[Jaws]

Who can we trust? The trustworthy ones would not touch the job

Someone newly elected as an MP who has not been tainted by the 'club'

 

[Pow-Lo]

Who can we trust? The trustworthy ones would not touch the job

As I said at the off, Ben Wallace. Ex-military (with active service, not a desk monkey) and as close to decent as we‘re ever going to get.

 

[andyBeaker]

And as I said, it’s now an impossible job courtesy of the media and social media. Everyone quick to criticise, happy to heckle from the touchline without offering anything constructive and have the one outstanding skill of being expert in 20/20 hindsight.

Same as Met Police Commisioner Job. Last one was thrown under a bus by a self serving Mayor, the new incumbent has probably already drafted his resignation letter.

Poisoned chalices.

 

[derek kelly]

If Dan Jarvis had gone for Labour leadership then I believe Labour would have won by a landslide, decent bloke but doesn’t want the job.

 

[Cougar377]

 

[Squag1]

Was it Marx brothers who said 'I would never join a club which would have me'

 

[Squag1]

 

[Cougar377]

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He worried me a bit when he was quoted as saying about Russia.... "We kicked their arse in the Crimea, we can do it again".

 

[Pow-Lo]

Was it Marx brothers who said 'I would never join a club which would have me'

Groucho Marx said and so did Ollie Reed.

 

[Minkey]

ok I will do the job

1, tax abolished
2, 1 day working week
3, 20% pay rise for everyone
4. all men have to admit women are never wrong

 

[derek kelly]

ok I will do the job

1, tax abolished
2, 1 day working week
3, 20% pay rise for everyone
4. all men have to admit women are never wrong

Sorry but women are sometimes wrong.
“My Father was right about you”
“I should never have married you”
“I shouldn’t have trusted you”
Etc, etc