Boris resigns

[derek kelly]

Yep, he’s going, who we gonna get?

 

[DEG5Y]

Well whoever it is has to be squeaky clean, so that counts out all those involved in partygate.
Will there be anybody left?

 

[derek kelly]

Well whoever it is has to be squeaky clean, so that counts out all those involved in partygate.
Will there be anybody left?

None of them are squeaky clean, it was mentioned this morning that Theresa May could step in as interim PM, talk about out of the frying pan into the fire.

 

[Pow-Lo]

Only one I can think of who might be any good is Ben Wallace. He's about as close to squeaky clean as we're going to get, apparently a decent bloke, too.

 

[Squag1]

Yep, he’s going, who we gonna get?

Remember the shower scene in Dallas.
Was it Bobby whe came back

 

[jeffa]

BJ should crawl back under the stone from where he came from

 

[Cougar377]

Remember the shower scene in Dallas.
Was it Bobby whe came back

You mean we've all been in a shower together and this is just one big dream.?

 

[slim63]

Only one I can think of who might be any good is Ben Wallace. He's about as close to squeaky clean as we're going to get, apparently a decent bloke, too.

The problem is if we get Wallace we will still get Gromit as well !
Knob Pincher is still around and looking for a job along with a few others !

Seriously I cant think of one Tory I would trust with running the country or one red either cunch of money grabbing bunts the lot of them

 

[andyBeaker]

I thought it had been agreed on here that I was next PM?

 

[slim63]

I thought it had been agreed on here that I was next PM?

Nope its poo plough cos he keeps finding me important jobs (like pissing off the French) I think you would make a great building contractor though (once you buy a spirit level that is)

 

[Squag1]

You mean we've all been in a shower together and this is just one big dream.?

Yer a proper shower!!

 

[Squag1]

 

[Centaur]

I thought it had been agreed on here that I was next PM?

Nope. You are too honest.

 

[Squag1]

I thought it had been agreed on here that I was next PM?

I think that the larger electorate might like to have a say in it.

 

[Centaur]

BJ should crawl back under the stone from where he came from

We needed him at the time. He was overdue to go though. Has to be a Brexit supporter for me. Not Gove; he's a snake in the grass.

 

[Centaur]

I think that the larger electorate might like to have a say in it.

Doesn't work that way, Alec. It's a party thing. Tories were elected by the country but not Boris. We are not like America. I see the unholy alliance in the South have lost their majority. Sinn Fein/IRA takeover?

 

[andyBeaker]

Nope. You are too honest.

I doubt any personal characteristics of the next incumbent will count for anything, all the heroes on social media and in the wider media will set out to rip them apart from day one.

I genuinely believe it has become a job that is impossible to do.

As such I am still undecided to throw my hat in the ring.

 

[Squag1]

Doesn't work that way, Alec. It's a party thing. Tories were elected by the country but not Boris. We are not like America. I see the unholy alliance in the South have lost their majority. Sinn Fein/IRA takeover?

I understand that
SF have vote of no confidence coming up.
Most interesting election whenever it happens. Don't see them getting majority but a few loonies will support them.

 

[Duck n Dive]

I think that the larger electorate might like to have a say in it.

Benevolent Dictatorship is the most efficient form of government

 

[andyBeaker]

Benevolent Dictatorship is the most efficient form of government

If everyone behaved themselves, paid taxes and supported themselves (where possible) and all leeching multi generation criminal scumbag parasite benefit scroungers were eliminated there would be very little need for a government.

Are you sure you don’t want me for PM?