Apologies.....

[D.S.]

Oi Marcella

ya fookin dunnit now ain'tcha; Le Glove will no whisper wise words of gaydom sooner or later :k

 

[marcella]

dont listen to them pierreg0551p i was coerced

 

[SILVERONE]

You'l not belive it

Centaur, Derek, Silverone et all, I did not post the jokes with the intention to cause offence. Having been mildly reprimanded & slapped c7u8 , I will, as advised post any further material that might cause understandable upset to the correct forum. I just didn't realise that was where they should have gone.

Now if I might close off this episode with one final statement.......................














can we now get on with piss taking & ripping the shit out of one another.


Wurley :neenaw:

BUT 'I agree with that' :-:

 

[derek kelly]

BUT 'I agree with that' :-:

Yup me too, nice one Wurley....your first name ain't curly by any chance?

 

[bitontheside]

Wurley - well done. :bow:

 

[Centaur]

End of story

All teddy bears now back in the cots! :} :k

 

[Wurley]

your first name ain't curly by any chance?

nah, but given some of the shit shifts I work they are a main source of calories along with kebabs, KFC, Maccy D's and any other food stuff that gonna clog the arteries :} .

Wurley :neenaw:

 

[derek kelly]

nah, but given some of the shit shifts I work they are a main source of calories along with kebabs, KFC, Maccy D's and any other food stuff that gonna clog the arteries :} .

Wurley :neenaw:

Hang on a minute,

shit shifts
Alternate sense of humour
junk food

Hmmm....




















You're not a Prison Officer by any chance are you?

 

[frenchuk]

You bunch of double standard hypocrite assholes. It's not OK to joke about spastics mongs and other cripples but it's OK to make fun of my fine country and fellow citizens as Marcella just has? And you can also see that Brown Chorizo is hurt about the way gays are constantly targetted on here, the way he keeps hinting he is a closet. I leave in disgust.

 

[ianrobbo1]

@ Pierre!! :} dont go :dunno: fook off!! :f :}

 

[Duck n Dive]

OK then while where doing non PC French jokes then:



What do you call a frenchman wearing sandels??

















































Phillipe Philopp

 

[frenchuk]

What do you call the latest English person who can't spell? Duck n Dive :f And now I fully expect to read hilarious stuff about blacks, jews, cripples, spastics and mongs. Oh, and Bert and Dirty Paela too.

Now, seriously, reality check. If you work with cripples you might take cripple jokes personally, while you'll laugh quite happily at sick jew jokes. Some jews will laugh at them too, while some others will be deeply offended - but will laugh quite happily at the cripple jokes. Who is anyone to say that one is OK but not the other? Get the point? :bang: Wurley, more sick shit please!

 

[derek kelly]

Point taken Pierre, as I have said before where I and Steve work Paedophile jokes are the norm, as are any variety of sick jokes, doesn't mean we agree with the sentiments of the joke it is just a way of dealing with the sick mentality of our clientelle, and we certainly would not repeat the jokes in everyday company, that is the point I was trying to make about choosing your audience, it only takes for one person to be offended and it can cost a shit load of money in compensation these days.

 

[marcella]

You bunch of double standard hypocrite assholes. It's not OK to joke about spastics mongs and other cripples but it's OK to make fun of my fine country and fellow citizens as Marcella just has? And you can also see that Brown Chorizo is hurt about the way gays are constantly targetted on here, the way he keeps hinting he is a closet. I leave in disgust.

oh no frenchy! i have many standards (most of em below average ):k take that you garlic eating onion selling smooth bastid you:}

 

[marcella]

:dunno: obviously the wrong bait for a frenchman

 

[Centaur]

Yeah Shaun

:dunno: obviously the wrong bait for a frenchman

Get some frogs legs on your hook!

 

[frenchuk]

I am shocked, revulsed, disgusted, horrified, appauled, and other words I don't know, at this blatant display of unPC attitude. Now, Wurley, what was that about a baby's cock being as big as your arm, or something?:dunno:

 

[ianrobbo1]

thats not it either Derek, try insulting his "famous" gay gloves!!
or better still ask him to point me in the direction of a "good" motorcycle electricion!! not that he knows anything about electrics!! :dunno:

 

[derek kelly]

thats not it either Derek, try insulting his "famous" gay gloves!!
or better still ask him to point me in the direction of a "good" motorcycle electricion!! not that he knows anything about electrics!! :dunno:

Me? I am not the one trying unsuccessfully to lure Pierre to the hook, I would not stoop to such childishness.















































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Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah :neenaw: :f

 

[Wurley]

Not the prison service... but part of the Health Service.

If you find yourself pissed, no cab fare, logged out in your own shreddies & covered in vomit uke: , how you gonna get home?????? Just dial 999 Blue Light Taxis the service with a smile :} & an 8 minute response R#? .

For the latest in sick shit see Just for Fun &Iffy pics.

Wurley :neenaw: