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marcella
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fight, fight, fight:neenaw: :neenaw: :}
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BlackBirdBaz
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Thats my place and the rest of the prison staff that frequent this place of ill repute !!Wurley said:
Baz
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D.S.
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lumpy said:
Scary bloke I tell ye! :h
stan the man
you are not capable
Centaur said:
you pissed again bill
My apologies
I wish to apologise to all, especially Wurley, for my bad language and my intolerance of the right of free speech. Subject to using the correct forum we should all be free to say whatever we believe. I have a particular sensitivity to jokes about handicapped children but I should have done as others before me and refrained from commenting. No Stan, I wasn't pissed but in mitigation I had suffered a particularly bad day. :blush:
I wish to apologise to all, especially Wurley, for my bad language and my intolerance of the right of free speech. Subject to using the correct forum we should all be free to say whatever we believe. I have a particular sensitivity to jokes about handicapped children but I should have done as others before me and refrained from commenting. No Stan, I wasn't pissed but in mitigation I had suffered a particularly bad day. :blush:
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D.S.
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lumpy said:
Lumpy in true "moderator" more :bow:
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Stealth Rider
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And I'll look after yer ill-gotten gains Edd :neenaw:gypsy said:I'l hold ya your coat Lumpy :yo:
SILVERONE
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I disagree with that
You wer right man, in the first place, dont apologize, you were standing up for the under represented.
As Lumpy said (in another thread) aimed at me ''stick ur neck in'' you have laughed at similar jokes (not word for word, but I think you get the idea) ''agreed I have in the past'' but time has gone well on from them day's and as I have got older/wiser I have now realized it wasn't funny at all, in any shape or form (sad blush) yip I'm not with out guilt.
Incase some people haven't noticed the trend nowdays is to break down the barriers (physical, mental,& racial) and let live.
It would be good to hear from someone whom these jokes hit closer to home (I could be wrong?) I;e guests?
ps: I might be at an advantage here, as I do work with, and provide a service for people with disabilities.
Centaur said:
You wer right man, in the first place, dont apologize, you were standing up for the under represented.
As Lumpy said (in another thread) aimed at me ''stick ur neck in'' you have laughed at similar jokes (not word for word, but I think you get the idea) ''agreed I have in the past'' but time has gone well on from them day's and as I have got older/wiser I have now realized it wasn't funny at all, in any shape or form (sad blush) yip I'm not with out guilt.
Incase some people haven't noticed the trend nowdays is to break down the barriers (physical, mental,& racial) and let live.
It would be good to hear from someone whom these jokes hit closer to home (I could be wrong?) I;e guests?
ps: I might be at an advantage here, as I do work with, and provide a service for people with disabilities.
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I have an older brother who is mentally handicapped he suffers amongst other things with cerebral palsy, a defective heart, a hole in his diaphragm, gout. in the past I can never remember him being sad but over recent months I have hardly seen him smile.
when we were kids I got into probably two or three fights a week because people were taking the piss out of Colin, my mother made me take up boxing to control my aggression she also pointed out how no matter how much people laughed at Colin it didn't affect him he just carried on smiling and being everyones friend.
he has spent long periods in hospital three times this year and we now find the NHS are the ones taking the piss so now I find I am having to fight for him again.
As silverone says there were times when we found humour in certain sick jokes, but recent events have given me a major kick up the arse, and proved that Mother doesn't always know best and perhaps if I had carried on defending colin against the piss takers then people would be more educated and not so ready to riducule the handicapped.
when we were kids I got into probably two or three fights a week because people were taking the piss out of Colin, my mother made me take up boxing to control my aggression she also pointed out how no matter how much people laughed at Colin it didn't affect him he just carried on smiling and being everyones friend.
he has spent long periods in hospital three times this year and we now find the NHS are the ones taking the piss so now I find I am having to fight for him again.
As silverone says there were times when we found humour in certain sick jokes, but recent events have given me a major kick up the arse, and proved that Mother doesn't always know best and perhaps if I had carried on defending colin against the piss takers then people would be more educated and not so ready to riducule the handicapped.
Centaur said:
I agree Bill, but the fact remains I gave up defending my brother as I wrongly believed it didn't matter, I don't normally believe in regretting things in life as we make choices and have to live with those choices, but if I could turn the clock back, I would make sure that I carried on defending Colin.
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Wurley
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Centaur, Derek, Silverone et all, I did not post the jokes with the intention to cause offence. Having been mildly reprimanded & slapped c7u8 , I will, as advised post any further material that might cause understandable upset to the correct forum. I just didn't realise that was where they should have gone.
Now if I might close off this episode with one final statement.......................
can we now get on with piss taking & ripping the shit out of one another.
Wurley :neenaw:
Now if I might close off this episode with one final statement.......................
can we now get on with piss taking & ripping the shit out of one another.
Wurley :neenaw:
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frenchuk
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Jokes are always made at the expense of someone else - so who is going to say what's an acceptble target and what's not? Taking the piss out of poofs is alright apparently, since no one has reacted to the numerous gay-piss taking posts, of muslims or pakistaneses - or french - too, but no blacks, jews or spastics or mongs should be targets of jokes? Because of which reason exactly? Because you're close/part of one of those particular groups? Yeah right... Fuck that, you go Wurley :yo:
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marcella
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no lumpy but!!!!!
In response to the recent terror attacks in Spain, the French government have raised their terror alert status from ?Run? to ?Hide?.
If attacks continue on the continent they may be forced to further increase the alert to ?Surrender?, or even as high as ?Collaborate?.
Q: Where can you find 90,000,000 French jokes?
A: In France
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. Their army.
Q. What's the difference between a Frenchman and toast?
A. You can't make French soldiers out of toast
Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.
War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"
How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
pierre
In response to the recent terror attacks in Spain, the French government have raised their terror alert status from ?Run? to ?Hide?.
If attacks continue on the continent they may be forced to further increase the alert to ?Surrender?, or even as high as ?Collaborate?.
Q: Where can you find 90,000,000 French jokes?
A: In France
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. Their army.
Q. What's the difference between a Frenchman and toast?
A. You can't make French soldiers out of toast
Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.
War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"
How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
pierre