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Would I lie to you?
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Well yes...I reckon it is either -
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 or 6
But would you like to narrow it down ?
OK, this one has gone on log enough !
This is true.. I was 13, and discovered I had a talent for cricket.. Nothing outstanding but a reasonable all rounder
I was on a Bird.. Three of us left Lake Garda ( Rovereto actually ) intending to return over two days.
I got parted from the other two on the A7, and decided to just keep going.. Got home about 4am, unloaded the bike and washed it.. Still no one else up in the house so went for a ride.. Did about 70 miles and stopped for grub on the way
Both sitting on the my bike and with me and her on the stage
During the 70's I had an aerial rigging firm.
Although there were plenty of riggers around back then, only a few had a certificate of competence which both my partner and I held
I was called upon to make a repair on one of the lesser aerials ( i.e. not the main transmitter one ) and had to climb to the top to do it.
The reason I started rigging was two fold.. I was sick and tired of television work, and I was scared of heights !
I wanted to do something that would challenge me
I did dive for the school too.. But I was picked for the team not for elegance or style, but I was the only one wo would dive from the 10 metre board !! (( again at odds with my height fear ! )
Which leaves the hair loss malarky
I did go bald early, but not THAT early ! At 24 I looked like someone out of the band Sweet.. I was 36 before I started my monk impression
Me at 27
As @derek kelly was actually the only one who mentioned the hair one, I nominate him for the next one
He's got one running over on this thread.....Well yes...
But would you like to narrow it down ?
OK, this one has gone on log enough !
This is true.. I was 13, and discovered I had a talent for cricket.. Nothing outstanding but a reasonable all rounder
I was on a Bird.. Three of us left Lake Garda ( Rovereto actually ) intending to return over two days.
I got parted from the other two on the A7, and decided to just keep going.. Got home about 4am, unloaded the bike and washed it.. Still no one else up in the house so went for a ride.. Did about 70 miles and stopped for grub on the way
Both sitting on the my bike and with me and her on the stage
During the 70's I had an aerial rigging firm.
Although there were plenty of riggers around back then, only a few had a certificate of competence which both my partner and I held
I was called upon to make a repair on one of the lesser aerials ( i.e. not the main transmitter one ) and had to climb to the top to do it.
The reason I started rigging was two fold.. I was sick and tired of television work, and I was scared of heights !
I wanted to do something that would challenge me
I did dive for the school too.. But I was picked for the team not for elegance or style, but I was the only one wo would dive from the 10 metre board !! (( again at odds with my height fear ! )
Which leaves the hair loss malarky
I did go bald early, but not THAT early ! At 24 I looked like someone out of the band Sweet.. I was 36 before I started my monk impression
Me at 27
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As @derek kelly was actually the only one who mentioned the hair one, I nominate him for the next one
https://www.superblackbird.co.uk/index.php?threads/one-is-a-lie.79874/
1) I have had a broken neck & had a fight a couple of hours after breaking it.
2) I snubbed Willie Whitelaw.
3) The Russians used to have a file on me.
4) I rioted in Portland.
5) I used to breed rare breed rabbits.
6) I can tell if an egg is double yolk before breaking it open.
2) I snubbed Willie Whitelaw.
3) The Russians used to have a file on me.
4) I rioted in Portland.
5) I used to breed rare breed rabbits.
6) I can tell if an egg is double yolk before breaking it open.
Number 6 is the fib. Double yokers have a weird shape, even for eggs....so anyone can tell.
No number 6 is true for the reason you state.
It's not exactly a superpower though is it...?
OK. No.2 ..... because it's vaguest of the lot.
No, he visited Chelmsford nick & we were supposed to wait on our landings but as it was eating into our dinner time as he was escorted up the front stairs we disappeared down the back.It's not exactly a superpower though is it...?
OK. No.2 ..... because it's vaguest of the lot.
Stretching it a bit to say you snubbed him. You buggered orf...!
No. 1 is probably linked to no. 4 and I have my suspicions about that one.
No.3 - They've got files on all of us.
No. 5 - well, Sly Stallone grows rare pansies, so I can well believe that you might breeed rare bunnies.
I reckon No. 4 is the lie. You were probably on riot duty there, not the actual rioters.
No 4 is true, we were on exercises in Portland & they wanted volunteers to be rioters to test the riot squad, bastards didn’t hold back when they caught us.
1 & 4 not possibly linked.
I agree 5
if it had said 'I used to breed with rare breed rabbits' it would be true.
Jaws gets it right, I used to breed Netherland dwarfs & English black & tans but no rare breeds.
I nominate @Cougar377 as the next to put a list up....
You asked for it....
1) I've been held at gun point by USAF police
2) I was banned from a pub for flashing
3) I went out with Sheena Easton
4 I gave Gary Newman a lift
5) The house I stayed in was struck by lightning and collapsed
6) My best friend stabbed me
Getting confused with this thread now
i'm beginning to think Cougar flashed Gary Newman in a collapsed house while holding Sheena Easton at gunpoint before being stabbed by the USAF police in a lightning storm & has no friends
For this reason I chose number 7 as being the lie
i'm beginning to think Cougar flashed Gary Newman in a collapsed house while holding Sheena Easton at gunpoint before being stabbed by the USAF police in a lightning storm & has no friends
For this reason I chose number 7 as being the lie
So close....Getting confused with this thread now
i'm beginning to think Cougar flashed Gary Newman in a collapsed house while holding Sheena Easton at gunpoint before being stabbed by the USAF police in a lightning storm & has no friends
For this reason I chose number 7 as being the lie
It could be 4 as I have no idea who Gary Newman is. I do, however, know who Gary Numan is....
I am going with 3 as she was gorgeous, way out of your league