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Cpt Breeze

Now, what did I come in here for....
Are you supposed to be working or just gazing at albatrosses - if that's the correct plural.
Shhh, I'm easily distracted. I should get on......but those albatrosses are so majestic. :lily:
 

andyBeaker

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The court is in recess until Wednesday to give Cougar377 time to have a a long hard think about this.

Plus the judge has been up since 5am and is on a golf day tomorrow.
 

Cougar377

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The court is in recess until Wednesday to give Cougar377 time to have a a long hard think about this.

Plus the judge has been up since 5am and is on a golf day tomorrow.
I've thought about it..... and I've decided to sue the aforementioned embecile on three counts:

1. For being a complete and utter barsteward.
2. For wearing lycra in a public place.
3. For creating an environmental hazard while attempting to ride along a drainage ditch.

If he's hired you then I've already won the case.
 

andyBeaker

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I've thought about it..... and I've decided to sue the aforementioned embecile on three counts:

1. For being a complete and utter barsteward.
2. For wearing lycra in a public place.
3. For creating an environmental hazard while attempting to ride along a drainage ditch.

If he's hired you then I've already won the case.
Some might say that Looks like a guilty man panicking.
 

ogr1

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Right! Enough of this silly bollox.
The court & poop low merely want
to know...Did ANY of the females have
bit t#ts?
 

Cougar377

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Right! Enough of this silly bollox.
The court & poop low merely want
to know...Did ANY of the females have
bit t#ts?
Can't speak for the wife...... but the big girl was dimensionally big in EVERY dept. We're talking "plant a flag on them" big.
 

Cpt Breeze

Now, what did I come in here for....
It's strange really. We have many words in Scotland that are shared in Norway, Denmark and Holland. If I want more of something I say mare, likewise they do too. I live in a hoose they live in a hus and huis pronounce similarly. For the Church we go to the Kirk and they go to the Kirke. We say bairn for a kid and they say barne.

Interesting really.
 

ogr1

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It's strange really. We have many words in Scotland that are shared in Norway, Denmark and Holland. If I want more of something I say mare, likewise they do too. I live in a hoose they live in a hus and huis pronounce similarly. For the Church we go to the Kirk and they go to the Kirke. We say bairn for a kid and they say barne.

Interesting really.
2 b sure.
Sorry wrong lingo
 
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