Bastards won't get this one,ground anchor,alarm,garage t-bar and bolted inside,cctv,bike datatagged and smartwatered,keys will be in newly installed (and hidden) safe,not kidding about wiring it to the mains either!.Thanks for the offer,will quite possibly take you up on the loan of the trailer,I can get tie downs etc,have a towbar as I tow caravans for a living,with my car doing mid 50's mpg on diesel will probably be cheaper than train down and riding back,the savings might pay for the beer/trailer hire....