Midlands vs Southern Pooftahs Debate

[bitontheside]

Mids V South

Someone mention Scousers?:neenaw:
Can I book a ringside seat for the Bash?

 

[Samster]

Samster's Top Tip

Midlanders - Save MONEY!!!!!

"Fed up of forking out for a Derby kit just to show your support?...............
Simply attach a strap-on dildo to your forehead and it will be perfectly clear to everyone who you support"

 

[Samster]

NEWSFLASH!

It's just been reported that a Midlander is to sue Gregg's the Bakers.

He's accusing them of forging his signature on a hot cross bun.

 

[Samster]

Just trying to get the thread back on track...............................

Derbyshire: It's life Jim, but not as we know it!

 

[Samster]

Anyone need directins to Pride Park?

 

[Samster]

Actually I'm being a little unfair.................................I mean, Where did all the inventions of the Industrial Revolution evolve? Well it wasn't Southampton - they all evolved oop North...............

 

[1200Pete]

A very big dillema for Bert which one :dunno: :m

 

[Samster]

It's not all 'old factories' and 'rain' up there you know............................

 

[1200Pete]

And we wouldn't want to tar them all with the same brush

 

[bitontheside]

Mass Debate

Oi leave us Northeners alone - it's the Mincers you are supposed to be taking the piss out of! And also stop showing that picture of the Red nosed bastards - some of us are Blue up here?

 

[fat bert]

Oh what fun~~~~

away from the desk for the morning and look what happens.....

The Hairdresser tries to wax lyrical as opposed to waxing his legs!!

Fact of the matter is
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.to be a Southerner you have to be a TWAT

as membership of this forum [southern contingent only] just goes to prove

The greatest "writer" ever came from...........?

[and I'll type this slowly so the pooftahs can keep up]

a] S...T...R...A...T...F...O...R...D O...N... A...V...O...N...

b] P...e...c...k...h...a...m

c] C...r...o...y...d...o...n

d] S..o..u..t..h..a..m..p..t..o..n

[delete that not applicable]

ROFL!!!!!!!

 

[Samster]

Stratford - UPON - Avon please Bert......................

 

[fat bert]

No way Limp Lump~~~~

Midlander through and through and proud of it

Would you REALLY want me on your side? LOL

Ya useless tit!

 

[fat bert]

Sort~~

ya kilt out Bloater

 

[skippy]

Confused ................

I was about to post some abuse but at a loss as to which direction I should Hurl it :dunno: Am I a Suthna I come From about as far Sarth as its possible for a sarvern person to come from, I now live 9000 miles north of said sarven place .....does that make me a Norvener now :dunno: I quite often pass through the Mudlands on my quests for enlightenment in the North does thet make me a mincer :dunno: please :h confused

 

[B1rdie]

Originally posted by 1200Pete
A very big dillema for Bert which one :dunno: :m

There is no dilemma for Bert. he wont shag birds with a shitty tit he does not like the big bits stuck in his teeth.

 

[ianrobbo1]

skippy ya bugger!

till I saw the piccie's you dragged up, I was all for you being an honorary Northern Clogger, I'm not so sure now though,

 

[Wolfie]

The greatest "writer" ever came from...........?

to which the question did he or did he not write has been argued about for years.

Scotland produces the best writers.(robert burns etc etc.)


bert you are the best
















































twat ever. no contest!!:m :m

 

[skippy]

Re: skippy ya bugger!

Originally posted by ianrobbo1
till I saw the piccie's you dragged up, I was all for you being an honorary Northern Clogger, I'm not so sure now though,

Just call it a character building exercise you know Poise under duress and all that bollox:m

how d'ya like my new V-Rod M8 ?

 

[ianrobbo1]

bloody hell Skip!!

got the kitchen sink on there as well