Midlands vs Southern Pooftahs Debate

[B1rdie]

Originally posted by Samster
But Bert, twas you that called the debate and predicted her to be a longun'..............therefore as you envisage a MASS-debate, 'tis better to post a load of old wank than not to post at all...............

.............I wanna see pics of B1rdie's lovely toys - and a piccie of the bloke himself - c'mon then, post us a snap of the SL55..............and to prove it's yours we'll have a piccie of you in it doing a filthy great doughnut please................no excuses now...........I'm not taking, "I can't find the button to overide the traction control" as an excuse...............you can afford the tyres after all, having moved North.................by the way, I've the software and the cable to the ECU to give those haircuts from the lappy, even the '03 models, ooooooh just think that could save a fortune what with the contract hire penalties these days..............LOL

Sorry to disappoint paid CASH for all my toys no hire penalties:f

 

[B1rdie]

Re: Now that's a challenge

Originally posted by lumpy
Photo of the Southern Quisling turned tosser, the one, the only T1rdie, sorry...turgid.........oh feck it I keep getting my wuckin murds fuddled.

Picture of B1rdie, SL55 (nice) V Rod (not web shot or publicity shot, yours), Truck (Goldwing) whatever. Proof please...........givvus.

Let's wait for the excuses now. We all have evidence of your prickiness lets see some positive stuff.

Good idea oh Hairdresser Sam. Over to you P1rdie, ducky, nancy, whatever............

:f :m

Here we are just for you numb nuts

For the intellectually challenged, I will not be adding explanations as the info is in the pics.

 

[fat bert]

Nice on B1rdie~~~~

that'll shut the phookers up !!

Thereagain they ARE southerners and thus full of crap so I expect a suitable response from the Limp Lump [UT]

 

[Supabird1100]

So What Do Those Photo's Prove ??

The request was B1rdie WITH the said toys.....not photo's of random bits of cars and bikes !!!!!:f

Could the problem be that Birdie has no friends to hold the camera and take the pictures ???:dunno:

 

[Wolfie]

nice mirror.

 

[1200Pete]

You have to hand it to them though, those norvern munkies must be right hard bastids.

I mean to stick an electrode up your ass and run with four glasses of water well that takes a special sort of person :bow:

Probably got gonads like a walnut now :f

 

[Wolfie]

those norvern munkies must be right hard bastids.

only thing hard on that one was his dick as he stuck the electrode up his arse. :f :f :m :m

 

[Supabird1100]

But What Is The Mirror Fitted To ????

Originally posted by Wolfie
nice mirror.

It looks similar to something I had bolted onto a Raleigh Runabout moped back in 1973 !!!!!!

Another one of you machines that you're keeping quiet about B1rdie ????? Mopeds rule !!!!!!!:} :}

 

[Wolfie]

Oi,

Raleigh Runabout

I've got a 1964 rm5 in my shed.........its mirror is round























































I use it when i want to give harleys a chance

 

[ianrobbo1]

point of order chappies

:rant: Mr Birdie is a MIDLANDER {adopted} NOT a Northerner,!!!! we've done nowt, so please stop dragging him up here, It's not fair and it's not funny,

will you'se lot keep him Down there with Buster belly Bertie,:t

 

[Supabird1100]

B1rdie Really Has A Problem, Don't He ???

The South didn't want him....the North don't want him.....the Midlands are soon gonna get sick of him...where next for the bloke ????:dunno:

Wales ?....Scotland ??.... Do we have any members in India that could use him ???:dunno:


Ianrobbo......our humble apologies for classing him as one of yours M8 !!!!!:blush:

 

[B1rdie]

Re: So What Do Those Photo's Prove ??

Originally posted by Supabird1100
The request was B1rdie WITH the said toys.....not photo's of random bits of cars and bikes !!!!!:f

Could the problem be that Birdie has no friends to hold the camera and take the pictures ???:dunno:

I don't do requests

 

[davet]

Mr Birdie is a MIDLANDER {adopted} NOT a Northerner,!!!!

North of watford all the same:}
:f

 

[Wolfie]

North of watford all the same Gap or town ??????

please answer carefully as i do not to be lumber with them lot.:B :B :B

 

[Supabird1100]

Re: Re: So What Do Those Photo's Prove ??

Originally posted by B1rdie
I don't do requests

What a pity.........I have a few requests I'd like to make of you.:f

 

[Wolfie]

you want some ky steve????

 

[davet]

watford gap m8 :} :}
:beer:

 

[Supabird1100]

Andy............

With the way my lucks been the past few weeks I would probably be better off using the KY as throttle lube !!!!!

And sticking that bit of my anatomy into any part of B1rdie fills me with horror.

But 18 eyelets of size 10 german paratrooper boot.....now that would cheer me up !!!!!!:}

 

[B1rdie]

Re: Re: Re: So What Do Those Photo's Prove ??

Originally posted by Supabird1100
What a pity.........I have a few requests I'd like to make of you.:f

Yea I am sure you have, but your not trying out any fantasy that your big babe, won't allow you to do to her on me.

It's about time that you wheeled her out, she has more spunk in her than you.R#?

 

[Supabird1100]

Re: Re: Re: Re: So What Do Those Photo's Prove ??

Originally posted by B1rdie
It's about time that you wheeled her out, she has more spunk in her than you.R#? [/B]

I save Biker Babe for special occasions.......you ain't special enough.:f