Midlands vs Southern Pooftahs Debate

[ianrobbo1]

duvet

I wish you were back in france too :f

 

[B1rdie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: So What Do Those Photo's Prove ??

Originally posted by Supabird1100
I save Biker Babe for special occasions.......you ain't special enough.:f

ROFL good answer:m

 

[Supabird1100]

I Aim To Please.............

Most of the time !!!!:}

 

[Chunky Monkey]

HOW THE...

Feck can i ever reply to Samster outburst.......

I`m still pissin me pants at the statements and jollies....

fooking brilliant Sam...just phooking briliant..........:beer:

 

[Biker Babe]

Re: Re: Re: Re: So What Do Those Photo's Prove ??

Originally posted by B1rdie
Yea I am sure you have, but your not trying out any fantasy that your big babe, won't allow you to do to her on me.

It's about time that you wheeled her out, she has more spunk in her than you.R#?

big babe, ? are you trying to insinuate something here mate? :dunno:

 

[Biker Babe]

Re: Misunderstanding.

Originally posted by lumpy
Mr Fictitious B1rdie. Please read the statements made and understand they are not all designed to be factual but are intended to be ironic with mistakes, all for the sake of humour. Most threaders can understand what is going on. What a lot of unfunny, poorly thought out, tripe you post.

Take your time, think about the responses, please. My camera has a zoom lens if you need to borrow it, lots of other people seem to get all of their pride and joys in.

Shall I take a picture of my Aston Martin reversing lamp and try to convince people I have an Aston, or my BMW discs from Jo Winkelhocks race care and convince people I have a BTCC BMW?

More and more we are convinced you are fictitious, or maybe it's just that glimmer of hope we retain.:f

I am glad you are successful because it raises hopes for the other dumb fucks that haven't made it yet. If someone with the intellectual brain of a kipper and the charisma of a sloth can do it that means many other can if they put their minds to it.

Woo hoo, I paid cash, goody for you. What's this supposed to achieve:bow: NOT.

Arsehole, think of oomething funny of don't bother. You are soooo boring and preDICtable

As I have said before 5 foot 6 of prick.

And YES.....DUH!!! It is selective reading. I know it and so does everybody else. Fook me 50 years old (nearly) and thick as shit.

PS. I like you really. I am joking.....................

Ere Lumpy? Don't hold back, say it how it is hey?

:}

 

[bitontheside]

Lumpy

Diplomatic Corps. lobbed you out again?

 

[1200Pete]

BIF HELP!!!!!

 

[Jaws]

Well I think your all bordeline zenophobes !
As far as I am concerned the North starts about 25 miles north of Norwick on the Shetland out Isle, and the south 5 miles south of St Agnes on the Scilly Isles..

All the rest of you lot who feel you need to subdivide the the UK up are just sad little regionalists..

Mind you, us over in the East are of course far superiour to all the rest any way....
Nuff said ! :f

 

[fat bert]

Ya shouldn't knock Birdland~~~~~~

cos single handed he can hold the abuse from all you Northern Nancies and Southern Pooftahs!!

Anyway Ian Slobbo....who invited YOU into this thread entitled "Midlands vs Southern Pooftahs" ?

eh??
eh??
eh??

Calm down calm down [even type like a scouser now!!

Bugger don't bring the scousers into this thread - they'll only nick ya keyboard when you're not watching!

 

[fat bert]

Point of Order~~~~

serious post here.
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More and more we are convinced you are fictitious

Frayed knot

Mr B1rdie is alive and very real

I've spoken to him several times on the phone and as JAWS will verify :-

a] He is REAL

b] He's booked in at the BASH

LOL @ this banter

 

[Biker Babe]

Re: Point of Order~~~~

Originally posted by fat bert
serious post here.
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.
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Frayed knot

Mr B1rdie is alive and very real

I've spoken to him several times on the phone and as JAWS will verify :-

a] He is REAL

b] He's booked in at the BASH

LOL @ this banter

Well, that's just fooked any idea of a better new year aint it.........:f

 

[fat bert]

Biker Babe

Delicately put my dear !!!


LOL

 

[Biker Babe]

Well

Even when not at my best, I do try...............

 

[Jaws]

honestly.. I have been asked this so many times it is getting boring !
Yes, as far as I know B1rdie is a real person, and in every email contact I have had he has been perfectly reasonable and as nice as pie..
I can only surmise that certain peeps will just never get along !
As for B1rdie booking in to the Bash, yes,.. at least I have reason to believe that is the case, but cannot be 100 % sure as I have lost the original cross reference list from email addy to forum handle.. It went west over the holiday period with a load of stuff that was no longer needed..

 

[fat bert]

Roll on May Bank Holiday~~~~

Seconds out......round 2

 

[ianrobbo1]

for your information Bertrum,

:t it was references by 1200 Pete, and duvet cover, about Northerners, that led to my pointing out the difference between us ''oop ere', and you'es lot, with the possibility of being Excluded from further inclusion in this thread,:t
But OH!!! no you just couldnt leave it could you, :t
you should learn from Hitler, he couldnt fight on two fronts, and he didnt come from nottingHAM shitre,
and as for that old fella from carrot crunching country,
Shetland isles!!!!!WTF is all that about??

 

[fat bert]

Bite ya Northern Nancy~~~~~

BITE!!!!!!

LOL

 

[ianrobbo1]

IS THAT IT!!!!!

:cry: Pathetic retort,
''MUST TRY HARDER''




Not even worth your shi, stirring gif
take a dance instead

 

[Supabird1100]

So, Our Old M8 B1rdie...............

Has booked for the Bash then ????

He's even more stupid than I gave him credit for !!!!

To quote Bert......Roll on May Bank Holiday !!!:lick: :lick: