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Melzibub

stretchie_

stretchie_

Large Member
Oh no, not logged on for ages and this is the first thing I see..

Get well soon Melz. Don't forget, I'm not far away if you want a hand doing owt.
 
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Melzibub

Guest
Rolfy - I'm too bruised to get dressed up! lol!

Stretchie - cheers hun x
 
RHINO

RHINO

Answering to nobody
Ohhhh MELZ ya daft bugger.. Glad to hear ya not too beat up.

I have a brand new screen you can have , i'll take it to the BASH for ya.

xx
 
Murt

Murt

Letch
Hope your feeling a bit better today Melz.

Now the weather is a bit better you could do some one armed jobs :-0)

Painting, Ironing, cutting those things up you meant to get round to ages ago with scissors, getting to practice with chopsticks Ect.

Obviously, press ups, using gardening shears, and plasterboarding ar out of the question today. ;-0))

Get well soon.
XX
 
Centaur

Centaur

Site Pedant
Club Sponsor
I can add to that list Mel

Smacking a certain Murt round the ear!:lol:
 
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Melzibub

Guest
I have a broken collar bone, with a 2 inch piece on bone being broken off and floating round so my left shoulder is shorted than the right, massively bruised and operation pending.

Broken ribs on the same side.

No pics ya fecking muppet, I'm in pain!
 
C

chuffmeister

Guest
Good job you were on a Slow Red one or it could have been a LOT worse d34l


w;;v

Heal Fast

:k
 
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Melzibub

Guest
No fecking clue! I lost about 12 hours that day...including the police men, ambulance men and fire men....NOT impressed says this single lass!!!! lmao!

Low speed low side from the damage on the bike, I just hit the curb badly hence I'm a broken.

4 weeks till I can drive at least :-(

Bad pain week this week but getting on with everything.

Find out if I'm getting made redundant next week so bring it on! lol!
 
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Spikeywan

Guest
Would you like me to pop round and rub Savlon into your delicate bits? I have a wonderful bedside manner, ask Lumpy.

GWS.
 
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Melzibub

Guest
Come to the Ben Bash and I'm sure we can make a game out of this! lol!
 
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Spikeywan

Guest
That's a good idea. A bit like pin the tail on the donkey, but we'll blindfold you. :yo:

*wanders off to find details of the bash*
 
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