Just a quick hello!!

[ogr1]

Welcome aboard.
Red one's are the fastest......Fact.
Take no notice of the other colour blind
numpties, they're all gay anyway.

 

[Cougar377]

Welcome aboard.
Red one's are the fastest......Fact.
Take no notice of the other colour blind
numpties, they're all gay anyway.

Go on.... show him yer jacket.

 

[ogr1]

Go on.... show him yer jacket.

Awwwww shucks!
You've made me feel all shy now.
What size chest is he?

 

[andyBeaker]

Must be awfully draughty in your front room....

That may be an example of a flying freehold.

Interesting subject that.

 

[Squag1]

I have just remembered Jaws is in Yorkshire at the moment so almost certainly no internet connection.

Hopefully he'll get out alive!

 

[Squag1]

If you have a red 'Bird, you're gay.

Fact.

You being the expert.............

 

[Squag1]

On page 2 already........

 

[mdubya]

Hold on, red or not, surely it's not a bender mobile? A bandit on the other hand......... appropriately named!

 

[mdubya]

You're only 43? Bugger, I'm no longer the youngest member!!!!!

Welcome anyway, youngster.

Thanks OLD chap

 

[mdubya]

So, shit seat, gay colour, too young.....looks like I've found my dream bike and forum!! So I assume I'll have to get a tight fitting leather waistcoat to finish the Arsetranaught look? I have a lot to learn! Thank fck I don't own a BMW or I think I'll be in too deep!

 

[Cougar377]

So, shit seat, gay colour, too young.....looks like I've found my dream bike and forum!! So I assume I'll have to get a tight fitting leather waistcoat to finish the Arsetranaught look? I have a lot to learn! Thank fck I don't own a BMW or I think I'll be in too deep!

AND you need a proper front door.

 

[Cougar377]

Awwwww shucks!
You've made me feel all shy now.
What size chest is he?

You don't normally ask that. Usually you're just after their inside diameter....

 

[mdubya]

AND you need a proper front door.

Fuck that, after having my back doors smashed in on a regular basis (red bike owner) I prefer not to have one installed.........

 

[Cougar377]

Fuck that, after having my back doors smashed in on a regular basis (red bike owner) I prefer not to have one installed.........

What a giveaway. Typical red bike owner. Ogr1 will definitely let you wear his jacket on the first date.

 

[mdubya]

What a giveaway. Typical red bike owner. Ogr1 will definitely let you wear his jacket on the first date.

It better be figure hugging........and red

 

[ogr1]

What a giveaway. Typical red bike owner. Ogr1 will definitely let you wear his jacket on the first date.

I didn't even get chance to take it off on
our first encounter... Ya bitch!

 

[andyBeaker]

mdubya look in the bright side..looks like you have owned a Blackbird for a few weeks and the charging system hasn’t failed yet.

Maybe Brunel did get it right on the odd Blackbird.

 

[Cougar377]

I didn't even get chance to take it off on
our first encounter... Ya bitch!

Yeah sorry about that. Once I realized that the belt loops would also work as reins there was no stopping me.

Yeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa........!!!! Squeal piggy.

 

[Cougar377]

It better be figure hugging........and red

You need to ask Ogr1. Just be careful about his offer to "check the fit".

 

[ogr1]

You need to ask Ogr1. Just be careful about his offer to "check the fit".

It's waaaaaaay too big for me now.
£15 beer tokens and i'll keep the stains
on it.