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I'm still looking for a Bird..help!

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Jaws

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I do not think help was asked for .. ?

I DO think the man posted up that he is looking, would like opinions on some bikes, and joined to share a love of the Bird..
 

andyBeaker

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Or maybe one of those who signs up for 'House in the Country' and ends up saying 'oooh, not sure about Dorset/Yorkshire/Cotswolds/wherever haven't put my house on the market yet and think I will probably stay put in any event'.

Sorry John, the guy was given plenty of advice, turned it into a drama/soap opera. Put yourself in the firing line and you are going to get shot at. Trust me, I know this. I have had it ripped out of me mercilessly at times and deservedly so; i cannot help my status of being a cut above the general riff raff on here, but that's the way it is.

Shame if he has walked though, was showing some signs of promise. Bit too quick on the :wank: use for my personal taste, shows a lack of intellectual capacity to thrust and counter thrust, but each to their own.
 

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Or maybe one of those who signs up for 'House in the Country' and ends up saying 'oooh, not sure about Dorset/Yorkshire/Cotswolds/wherever haven't put my house on the market yet and think I will probably stay put in any event'.

Sorry John, the guy was given plenty of advice, turned it into a drama/soap opera. Put yourself in the firing line and you are going to get shot at. Trust me, I know this. I have had it ripped out of me mercilessly at times and deservedly so; i cannot help my status of being a cut above the general riff raff on here, but that's the way it is.

Shame if he has walked though, was showing some signs of promise. Bit too quick on the :wank: use for my personal taste, shows a lack of intellectual capacity to thrust and counter thrust, but each to their own.

:lol: tosser!!:-0)
 

Banditxx

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he seemed to be doing so well too, shame. Maybe he's off to grow some balls John there wasn't too much in there for a grown up to put up with really ya reckon. I hope he doesn't join visordown :lol:

OK I'm back..complete with new balls :-0)
 

Banditxx

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Well done, now you just need the bike lol

Yeah, I'm going to look at two this weekend, and one tomoz, a silver one and a blue one. I'm suffering information overload and having spent all week on the net, I'm spoilt for choice now..typical..:-0)
 

Banditxx

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Glad to hear it Banditxx (you'll need to earn your XX) :lol:

Don't worry about JAWS too much he's going through his second menopause:-0)



Now about these balls. Fat Bert is somewhat of an expert on balls as he has fondled many in his time. No he's not a Doctor although that is one of his grooming techniques. I'm sure he would take a look and feel to see if they are to the required standard.

Well I can sort out a tea-bagging session if he wants :-0)
 

jono49

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Balls

Now about these balls. Fat Bert is somewhat of an expert on balls as he has fondled many in his time. No he's not a Doctor although that is one of his grooming techniques. I'm sure he would take a look and feel to see if they are to the required standard.

WHAT?? will he make of mine?????????h1d1ng2
 
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jono49

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Flower pot

probalby a flower pot or something

A "Device" I have used for support in the past, But I find the ceramic ones a bit rough so I line them with "Sheepskin"..........Just like wolfies seat! h1d1ng2
 

Wolfie

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A "Device" I have used for support in the past, But I find the ceramic ones a bit rough so I line them with "Sheepskin"..........Just like wolfies seat! h1d1ng2

feckin lovely that seat, it is, no joke i am chuffed to bits with it, awesome!!! as my kids say.
 
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