You'll like this I’ll make a spanner monkey yet!

[Pow-Lo]

Are your brakes de-linked ???

If not .... and I may be wrong .... you will have tested FRONT and REAR brakes as they work together (albeit in different percentages depending which brake lever you used ??)

I'm far too thick to understand how they work so I tested both front and rear brake levers independently and together.

I was quite naughty too, cos I wasn't wearing a helmet . I rode about 100 yards up the rode at about 5mph and wanted to listen for any unearthly sounds emanating from the bike. All sounded normal to me, like a big FO super bike purring away and waiting to be unleashed

 

[Pow-Lo]

Not half as much as the hedge needs cutting.

Or the car being resprayed in a decent colour.

It's not a hedge, they're a number of shrubs. Wrong again.

The car is an awesome colour. She's different and not the usual boring-as-fuck black, white, blue or silver.

 

[Pow-Lo]

Engine + two wheels = scooter.

Fact.

Scooters have a step-through design, motorcycles don't. She's a motorcycle. Fact.

You're wrong. As usual. Fact.

 

[Pow-Lo]

I'm far too thick to understand how they work so I tested both front and rear brake levers independently and together.

I was quite naughty too, cos I wasn't wearing a helmet . I rode about 100 yards up the rode at about 5mph and wanted to listen for any unearthly sounds emanating from the bike. All sounded normal to me, like a big FO super bike purring away and waiting to be unleashed

@andyBeaker where's the bad spelling?

 

[andyBeaker]

@andyBeaker where's the bad spelling?

'Rode' not 'road'.

 

[Pow-Lo]

'Rode' not 'road'.

Wow, Beaker's right for the second time since joining 'Bird! :campeon:

 

[andyBeaker]

Wow, Beaker's right for the second time since joining 'Bird! :campeon:

That's 2-0 to me then.

 

[Cougar377]

It's not a hedge, they're a number of shrubs. Wrong again.

The car is an awesome colour. She's different and not the usual boring-as-fuck black, white, blue or silver.

Nice colour for a Beemer.

 

[Pow-Lo]

Nice colour for a Beemer.

Should see her in the sun, she's gorgeous

 

[Pow-Lo]

That's 2-0 to me then.

657 - 2 to me, more like

 

[Pow-Lo]

Should see her in the sun, she's gorgeous

@andyBeaker where's the bad spelling?

 

[andyBeaker]

@andyBeaker where's the bad spelling?

'It' and 'it's' not 'she' and 'shes'.

 

[sr71caspar]

658 - 2 to @Pow-Lo, now.

 

[Pow-Lo]

'It' and 'it's' not 'she' and 'shes'.

Oh dear, wrong again. As usual. 'It' and 'she' are opinion and spelling is not a consideration, therefore your use of the 'bad spelling' function was incorrect.

I wrote "she's" not "shes".

In any event, the spelling and grammar were correct. You're a retard as well as wrong.

 

[Dark Angel]

All sounded normal to me, like a big FO super bike purring away and waiting to be unleashed

Awesome stuff!

 

[andyBeaker]

Oh dear, wrong again. As usual. 'It' and 'she' are opinion and spelling is not a consideration, therefore your use of the 'bad spelling' function was incorrect.

I wrote "she's" not "shes".

In any event, the spelling and grammar were correct. You're a retard as well as wrong.

Was it necessary to call me a retard?

All good fun until then.

 

[Centaur]

Have you noticed on aircraft landing as the wheels touch the ground the computer shouts....."Retard, Retard, retard" at the pilot. Obviously not impressed with the landing. Personally I would never call anyone a retard even if they were. Don't like the term. Makes me feel uncomfortable. I wonder why.

 

[Pow-Lo]

Was it necessary to call me a retard?

All good fun until then.

Yes, it was. You're basing your scatter-gun use of 'bad spelling' on your own illiteracy and arguing when corrected.

I'm also in a bad mood

 

[andyBeaker]

Yes, it was. You're basing your scatter-gun use of 'bad spelling' on your own illiteracy and arguing when corrected.

I'm also in a bad mood

Reminds me - I must ask john what happened to the 'tosser' emoji.

Probably got worn out.

 

[derek kelly]

The finished article after a little spring clean and a test of the back brake

Brakes.