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You'll like this I’ll make a spanner monkey yet!

Pow-Lo

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'Allen'

You are probably the only person in the world that owns a motorised scooter and doesn't have a set of these...in fact now I have said it I wouldn't mind betting you would have found what you needed in the Bird toolkit......

Probably about a quid off eBay......

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It's not a scooter, you nob.
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Pow-Lo

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apart from the cobwebs!!!!!!!!!
That's what happens when a) we live halfway up a mountain and b) I can't ride the damn thing.
The only thing to take the piss out of is the woeful selection of tools.

The biggest tool in the garage is @Poo-Plop
It's not woeful, what you see is all I needed.

My trolley jack and Mrs P's mulcher are bigger. Close, but no cigar :p
 

JayTee

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Yep, what Slim said, incomplete job without skinned knuckles at the very least.;).
 

Pow-Lo

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What no injuries ? :risas3:
Actually, yes. A few minor abrasions on the back of my right hand from using too much grunt on the spanner to release the right silencer bolt. It didn't shift with the first attempt at modest pressure so I used a (very) bit more and clobbered the back of my hand on the swing arm. I'm a nob :oops:
 

Pow-Lo

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'Allen'

You are probably the only person in the world that owns a motorised scooter and doesn't have a set of these...in fact now I have said it I wouldn't mind betting you would have found what you needed in the Bird toolkit......
Good heads-up actually, Beaks. I just ordered a set off Amazon, £3.45. I couldn't be arsed looking in the tool kit and Mrs P will always find a use for them (y)
 

JayTee

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Actually, yes. A few minor abrasions on the back of my right hand from using too much grunt on the spanner to release the right silencer bolt. It didn't shift with the first attempt at modest pressure so I used a (very) bit more and clobbered the back of my hand on the swing arm. I'm a nob :oops:

Wear those minor abrasions with pride boyo, they are honourably won battle scars in the never ending conflict twixt man and machinery.
We salute you sirrah, well done (y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y).
 

Pow-Lo

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Wear those minor abrasions with pride boyo, they are honourably won battle scars in the never ending conflict twixt man and machinery.
We salute you sirrah, well done (y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y).
Thank you kindly, sir (y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)
 

Pow-Lo

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Im not so sure Andy ... I think he took a while trying to find a person called Alan, who head would fit ??
And Alan helped him fix the pads ??
Ah, so that’s where I went wrong. If I’d gone straight to me bloody tool box, I could’ve been done in ten minutes :BangHead::BangHead::BangHead:
 

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Good heads-up actually, Beaks. I just ordered a set off Amazon, £3.45. I couldn't be arsed looking in the tool kit and Mrs P will always find a use for them (y)
Worth investing in a set of 'T' handled ones too. (y)
 

slim63

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Glad you got it done with no major issues mate, quite satisfying isn't it ? (y)
 

Pow-Lo

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Worth investing in a set of 'T' handled ones too. (y)
I'll ask Mrs P if she need a set :D
Glad you got it done with no major issues mate, quite satisfying isn't it ? (y)
It is, actually. According to the manual, it's a three spanner indicator meaning 'Fairly difficult, suitable for a competent DIY mechanic'. I am not in any stretch of the imagination 'a competent DIY mechanic', so I'm starting to wonder what else I can do for myself :thinking:. I'm not exactly sure that's a good thing :eusa_whistle:
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
The only thing to take the piss out of is the woeful selection of tools.

The biggest tool in the garage is @Poo-Plop

Harsh. :risas3: My dad owned his own motor vehicle repair business, so I can't remember the first time I picked up a spanner.

There's a first time for everything and (obviously, from the above) the first time you do a job on your bike it's gotta be a twitchy experience...

...especially where brakes :yikes: are concerned. :meparto:
 
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