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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely and moping around.
God came to Adam and asked him "What is the matter with you today Adam?"
Adam replied, "I don't have anyone to talk to."
So God said, "I have been thinking of creating a perfect companion for you. This companion will be different than man, so I will create it to be a woman. This person will gather food for you, cook for you and when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will be the first to admit she is wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you want it."
Adam said, "Wow, that sounds great, so what would something like that cost a guy like me?"
God replied, "That model will cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam thought about it for a while and asked, "What can I get for a rib?" And the rest is history.......
God came to Adam and asked him "What is the matter with you today Adam?"
Adam replied, "I don't have anyone to talk to."
So God said, "I have been thinking of creating a perfect companion for you. This companion will be different than man, so I will create it to be a woman. This person will gather food for you, cook for you and when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will be the first to admit she is wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you want it."
Adam said, "Wow, that sounds great, so what would something like that cost a guy like me?"
God replied, "That model will cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam thought about it for a while and asked, "What can I get for a rib?" And the rest is history.......
ianrobbo1
good looking AND modest
Just my bloody luck -Stuck at A&E
Decided to go horse riding ...
Something I haven't done in many years....It turned out to be a big mistake
got on the horse and started out slowly, but before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't hang on and I fell off,
caught my bloody foot in the stirrup and the horse just wouldn't stop
Thankfully the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine.
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to have a laugh. People need to laugh now & again...
Decided to go horse riding ...
Something I haven't done in many years....It turned out to be a big mistake
Thankfully the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine.
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to have a laugh. People need to laugh now & again...
Guy walks into a pub,,,,
Barman says, what can I get you?
Any pint, as long as it's not Stella!!!
What's wrong with Stella? The barman asked,,,
I had 12 pints of Stella last night, and I ended up fuckin skint !!!!
Well, the pints are all pretty much the same price in here mate!!!
Yes I know,,,, but skint is my dog!!!!
Barman says, what can I get you?
Any pint, as long as it's not Stella!!!
What's wrong with Stella? The barman asked,,,
I had 12 pints of Stella last night, and I ended up fuckin skint !!!!
Well, the pints are all pretty much the same price in here mate!!!
Yes I know,,,, but skint is my dog!!!!
He's on his way......
