Daily Smile thread

[Jaws]

The little buggers will come back and shit all over your lawn.

We had a rather large vicious looking german shepherd craping in the front garden on Monday.. To make matters worse he came back today, and this time he bought his poxy dog

 

[Jaws]

 

[ianrobbo1]

When I was a kid,I can remember me mam going to the shops with two shillings in her purse and coming back with a big bag of spuds,two loaves of bread,a pound of cheese, three pints of milk,half a dozen eggs and a packet of tea.
You can't do that anymore,

Too many fucking security cameras.

 

[andyBeaker]

 

[ianrobbo1]

 

[ianrobbo1]

 

[T.C]

I bet he has to drive like a saint with a memorable number like that attached to his Range Rover

 

[T.C]

 

[Jaws]

I bet he has to drive like a saint with a memorable number like that attached to his Range RoverView attachment 41935

Oh I dunno .... One of the Smart Cars I had briefly was JB 007 !
And of course the original Smarty that had a wrap to look like a shark was J11WS O

 

[Jaws]

Today marks my third week without a drop of alcohol of any kind and running 5-10 miles each day. I've stopped eating meat, cheese, bread, cake, candy or anything sweetened. The change in my body and mental state has has already been fantastic! I feel great, look great and my whole outlook is more positive. I plan to make this my new lifestyle...Zero alcohol, sensible eating, a healthy diet that is completely vegan, gluten-free and sugar-free, and above all else, working out for two hours every day and always staying positive! I am truly blessed.
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I don't know whose status this is, but he must be a right boring twot whose farts empty concert halls !

 

[T.C]

Oh I dunno .... One of the Smart Cars I had briefly was JB 007 !
And of course the original Smarty that had a wrap to look like a shark was J11WS O

Nah, the best one (until it got banned) in my opinion was the porn actress (I think it was Fiona Fullerton or someone like that) who back in the early 80's had
FUK 1T which was also on a Range Rover

 

[ianrobbo1]

This Halloween, I'm going trick or treating down our street, around the estate and tower blocks down the road.
I'm gonna scare the shit out of anyone that answers their door...
I'm dressing up as an Immigration Officer!!

 

[ianrobbo1]

I'm gonna be turning my lights off this Halloween and pretending I'm not in.

Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules.

 

[T.C]

So True

 

[Jaws]

AND ANOTHER ONE THAT
IS BETTER TOO

 

[Dickiebird]

Nah, the best one (until it got banned) in my opinion was the porn actress (I think it was Fiona Fullerton or someone like that) who back in the early 80's had
FUK 1T which was also on a Range Rover

Are you sure you're not getting mixed up with the one owned by Mary Millington which was FU 2 ?

 

[Cougar377]

So True
View attachment 41941

Bingo, Feegle, Drooper and Snork. Total classic.

 

[T.C]

Are you sure you're not getting mixed up with the one owned by Mary Millington which was FU 2 ?

Oh believe me FUK 1T existed

I stopped it and I reported the driver for careless driving. I just remember it being a porn star of the time that was driving because at the time I thought how ugly these birds were close up....

 

[Quiney]

 

[andyBeaker]