Tattoos

americanexpress · 26/1/12

so do you have just the y or just the w?:-0)

ianrobbo1 · 26/1/12

karlosthe smelly one said:
I change my glasses every 3 months, watch strap monthly, t-shirts weekly, so a tat would be pointless .......
But as I say, whatever floats your boat.

Thank fek he stopped at changing his smelly T shirt on a weekly basis, who's going to ask how often he changes his shreddies??

uke:

karlos2000 · 27/1/12

ianrobbo1 said:
Thank fek he stopped at changing his smelly T shirt on a weekly basis, who's going to ask how often he changes his shreddies??uke:

every other day ......... :-0)

andyBeaker · 27/1/12

Right, I have tried to ignore this thread, but the bollox so far means that I must step in.

Tatoos are worn by inadequate people who a) cannot express themself in normal human ways and b) are so low in self esteem that they want the 'viewer' to be distracted away from their face.

These are facts so there is no point in arguing.

It is also noticable how many of the dregs of society find the money to have tatoos. Come to think of it I know a few really thick people (not by choice) and, suprise surprise, they all have tatoos, including the females. The men all have huge beer guts and the women all call their partners 'babes' and drink pints.

Sorry to kill the thread stone dead with facts.

americanexpress · 27/1/12

andybird said:
Right, I have tried to ignore this thread, but the bollox so far means that I must step in.

Tatoos are worn by inadequate people who a) cannot express themself in normal human ways and b) are so low in self esteem that they want the 'viewer' to be distracted away from their face.

These are facts so there is no point in arguing.

It is also noticable how many of the dregs of society find the money to have tatoos. Come to think of it I know a few really thick people (not by choice) and, suprise surprise, they all have tatoos, including the females. The men all have huge beer guts and the women all call their partners 'babes' and drink pints.

Sorry to kill the thread stone dead with facts.

I sincerely hope as a banker you are better with figures than you are with spelling.

And never ever confuse bigotry with facts: and no, I have no tattoo or multiple piercing and I am not thick, just try to be open minded and respect a person's right to treat their body in which ever way they choose. ::-0)

killerhaggis · 27/1/12

andybird said:
Right, I have tried to ignore this thread, but the bollox so far means that I must step in.

Tatoos are worn by inadequate people who a) cannot express themself in normal human ways and b) are so low in self esteem that they want the 'viewer' to be distracted away from their face.

These are facts so there is no point in arguing.

It is also noticable how many of the dregs of society find the money to have tatoos. Come to think of it I know a few really thick people (not by choice) and, suprise surprise, they all have tatoos, including the females. The men all have huge beer guts and the women all call their partners 'babes' and drink pints.

Sorry to kill the thread stone dead with facts.

"The human body is always treated as an image of society." Anthropologist Mary Douglas
Vaturemba, a chief in the Tholo Hills, chuckled wickedly when questioned, and declared that physically there was the greatest difference between mating with a tattooed or an untattooed woman. The idea of marriage with an untattooed woman filled him with disgust, and he intimated that tattooing was considered as a stimulus to the sexual passion in the woman herself. - W. D. Hambly, The History of Tattooing, 1925
"A man without tattoos is invisible to the Gods." - Iban Proverb - Mingatt Anak Casa (Akai Basai), Iban Headman on the Sekerang River, Sarawak, Borneo - from The Vanishing Tattoo Documentary
"The woman must bear children and the man must be tattooed." - Polynesian Proverb
You may lose your most valuable property through misfortune in various ways. You may lose your house, your wife and other treasures. But of your moko, you cannot be deprived except by death. It will be your ornament and companion until your last day. - Netana Whakaari of Te Waimana-Kākū, Tuhoe, 1921
"An everlasting gem that you will take into your grave."
Line from a traditional Polynesian song about tattooing
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Wolfie · 27/1/12

andybird said:
Right, I have tried to ignore this thread, but the bollox so far means that I must step in.

Tatoos are worn by inadequate people who a) cannot express themself in normal human ways and b) are so low in self esteem that they want the 'viewer' to be distracted away from their face.

These are facts so there is no point in arguing.

It is also noticable how many of the dregs of society find the money to have tatoos. Come to think of it I know a few really thick people (not by choice) and, suprise surprise, they all have tatoos, including the females. The men all have huge beer guts and the women all call their partners 'babes' and drink pints.

Sorry to kill the thread stone dead with facts.

8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@ shit stirrer.

Please come to the andover bash, because then you will see that none of my tats are on public view unless i want them to be so you may gaze upon the beauty of my face as much as you like, without being distracted by the beauty of my artwork that i have inked on me, yes my artwork i designed them all expect one.

Prehaps then you could define normal human ways to me because i am a great believer that no two humans are alike each has good and bad points/ways so had do you get a normal one? yes there is extremes of good and bad in humans but to group people into "normal"? i am not sure that i am ready to lose my uniqueness yet.

I know a few "thick" people as you call them, who dont have tattoos as well, both men and women.

So because people like to drink and the mens bodies show that by the way of a beer gut are they inadequate or do they become inadequate by having their mums birth and death dates tattooed on their inner arm, hidden from public view?

Errr my wife drinks pints, doesnt call me babes though and doesnt have a tattoo, is she almost inadequate?

Thank you for your opinions you are entitled to it and to voice it , I and many others are also entitled to mine and ours and we can choose to decorate our bodies as we please.

Are you really as closed minded as you sometimes come across or are you in fact as i believe you are. A lost and helpless soul trapped in a world you are trying to escape from.

stay safe and watch out for inadequate people, we are out to get you tattooed now so you can be one of us.@tu*

Saffie · 27/1/12

andybird said:
Tatoos are worn by inadequate people who are so low in self esteem that they want the 'viewer' to be distracted away from their face.
The men all have huge beer guts and the women all call their partners 'babes' and drink pints.

Dammit so I have to get Tattoos so that the guys on here wont call me fugly?

Un- tattood, but have a beer belly and my girlfriend calls me babes....im so fecked it aint even funny :bang:

Oh well might as well find a suitable bridge...:violin:

Wolfie · 27/1/12

Saffie said:
Dammit so I have to get Tattoos so that the guys on here wont call me fugly?

Un- tattood, but have a beer belly and my girlfriend calls me babes....im so fecked it aint even funny :bang:

Oh well might as well find a suitable bridge...:violin:

8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@@tu*@tu* turn gay then.

Saffie · 27/1/12

Wolfie said:
8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@@tu*@tu* turn gay then.

= finding a bridge mate :cry:

Wolfie · 27/1/12

Non tattooed people will never know the pleasure of a womans tongue tracing the tat, across there skin:violin::violin:.

Do yourselves a favour you pure skins, draw on yourself and try it out. :lick::lick:

Saffie · 27/1/12

Wolfie said:
Non tattooed people will never know the pleasure of a womans tongue tracing the tat, across there skin

Now you got me confused..I thought you and Lumpy were an Item p0pc0rn41

Wolfie · 27/1/12

Saffie said:
Now you got me confused..I thought you and Lumpy were an Item p0pc0rn41

she is a woman, spitting image of mother brown as well.

trigantle · 27/1/12

andybird said:
Right, I have tried to ignore this thread, but the bollox so far means that I must step in.

Tatoos are worn by inadequate people who a) cannot express themself in normal human ways and b) are so low in self esteem that they want the 'viewer' to be distracted away from their face.

These are facts so there is no point in arguing.

It is also noticable how many of the dregs of society find the money to have tatoos. Come to think of it I know a few really thick people (not by choice) and, suprise surprise, they all have tatoos, including the females. The men all have huge beer guts and the women all call their partners 'babes' and drink pints.

Sorry to kill the thread stone dead with facts.

oh dear oh dear oh fuckin dear. I think you might need to re think that little gem a bit. My art work is hidden as well, until I deem suitable to reveal it, IE swimming, shower, bed time ect. As for being inadequate, I'm sure some of the Lawyers that frequent my local club, & dare I say it a couple of solo plod, might take issue with you there. My tatts don't detract from my natural, rugged good looks, my small willey can do that instead. Please make the effort to attend the Thetford bash, that's if your sense of propriety will let you rub shoulders with us here inadequate, beer swilling, tattooed thickos. You could have a tatt done, & dispell your own warped logic :-0)

ianrobbo1 · 27/1/12

Kin ell Andrew, @tu* 8rfl@ great catch!!@tu*
mind you I'm not 100% sure you've thought out your theory enough!! Messrs Bekenhams or whatever they are called, may not be the sharpest tools in the box, but he and she are "somewhat richer than yauw" as Harry Enfield used to say!! :dunno: both got Tattoo's!! and millions and both have prosperous businesses please explain??:dunno:

,

p0pc0rn41

Centaur · 27/1/12

Easy Ian

They are the exceptions that prove the rule!b0x2

Pow-Lo · 27/1/12

Saffie said:
It is good to know I am not the only one with a problem with tattoos.

Wolfie I am not being shallow.. I tried explaining to her that if I buy a bike say black...and someone resprays it yellow without my consent. Now I would not have bought a yellow bike to start of with as I find it repulsive. I do love this woman with all my heart she is a good laugh, gets along with anyone and everyone, loves bikes, camping, fast cars and speed in general. So a perfect woman, she is very good looking.

The thing is I can not control how my brain is wired, as said I get turned off by tattoos and as mentioned the 2 she has is very small and not intrusive. The part that bothers me is having this black/blue dragon in my face the whole time. I am worried that my fellow would not want to play along anymore as my brain will tell it its nasty...make sense??

The last thing I wanna be is controlling and in a way telling her that its me or the tattoo is just fecked up even by my standards.

Starting to think I should just end it on the basis of us drifting apart :dunno:
Just hate it as I really for the first time in my life felt like I met my "soulmate" and feel frustrated by the fact that a tattoo could wreck that for us.

Again not being shallow I just dont find it sexy or a turn on at all. I could love her with a tattoo, but could not be intimate...not out of choice, but due to the wiring in my brain. Same as I could never "sleep" with a woman with huge cans..had a girlfriend with DD's and lets just say junior did not come out to play and ended because of that..again not my fault my brain is telling me eww..when society is saying hell the bigger the better, look at the jugs on that etc...

Tatts don't really bother me; I have two but those huge ostentatious ones on women can look gross. Depends on the tatt and where it is.
If tatts, big jugs, huge arses, whatever, don't blow your skirt up then they don't blow your skirt up, end of.

This is the one occasion where you may have to think with little head as well as big head.

If it's REALLY gonna put you off, then tell her again. Why not try and reach a compromise and have the tatt placed somewhere else or reduced in size by a third or something - at least that way you can be seen to be doing the right thing.

If that doesn't work and she gets it done anyway then maybe you have to walk.

Pow-Lo · 27/1/12

Wolfie said:
agree i have short hair as well as the tats and earrings, and i KNOW i am hard!! 8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@

Yeah, when Lumpy's balls deep in you! :-0)

ScottyUK · 27/1/12

Tattoos? What like this? :-0)

Andy flynn · 27/1/12

Personaly i find tattood woman a big turn on and they give me a rageing hard on , must be the way im wired

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