where to go????

[stan the man]

In an empty beer glass that is in your hand.

feck that..you might just pick it up in the morning thinking the SWMBO has topped it up

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

pretty obvious why as well, cos they cant get a shag, also who in their right mind would WANT to stray with a Mudlander???

Half the women in the world!!

Probably because we have money in out wallets by not having to pay monsterous mortgage payments - unlike our Southern Brethren

Great Post Wilf!!

 

[Centaur]

4 feet?

about 4ft i think

Can't see you as a limbo dancer Wolfie....perhaps you're a leprauchaun?

 

[marcella]

Can't see you as a limbo dancer Wolfie....perhaps you're a leprauchaun?

naw bill!! he's a pixie:yo:

 

[Wolfie]

no i am just laying down all the time

 

[Murt]

pretty obvious why as well, cos they cant get a shag, also who in their right mind would WANT to stray with a Mudlander???

I resembul that !
Stop tekkin the piss yow,
I gorra shag wunce, costid me a bloomin fiver tho, wow dew it agen.

And weem the onny lot who dow tork funny, all yow lot uv got stewpid accsunts


:f
Murt.

 

[derek kelly]

Gerronwiya, sitthee thas nowt rong wi t'yorkshire accent, we speak proper, so theya

 

[Murt]

And, back to the origional conversation.
Do you have any plant pots that could be used?
They only start stinking after a couple of weeks, plenty of time to arrange to blame the cat / dog / kids.

Sorted.
Murt.

 

[bitontheside]

Get a plastic bucket near ya - just don't kick it over though!