where to go????

[Wolfie]

you are sitting down stairs on yer own, had a few drinks, everybody else is asleep

now the kitchen is 10 ft away, the back door is 8ft away, the toilet is 12ft to the hall upstairs and across the landing where do yer piss???

 

[derek kelly]

you are sitting down stairs on yer own, had a few drinks, everybody else is asleep

now the kitchen is 10 ft away, the back door is 8ft away, the toilet is 12ft to the hall upstairs and across the landing where do yer piss???

In an empty beer glass that is in your hand.

 

[Wolfie]

why was your glass empty???

 

[marcella]

you are sitting down stairs on yer own, had a few drinks, everybody else is asleep

now the kitchen is 10 ft away, the back door is 8ft away, the toilet is 12ft to the hall upstairs and across the landing where do yer piss???

how far are you away from barnsley?

 

[Wolfie]

too feckin far , thankfully

 

[derek kelly]

If you were in barnsley your glass would always be full, full of the milk of human kindness that would be bestowed on you from the good, friendly, hospitable, yorkshire folk

 

[Wolfie]

If you were in barnsley your glass would always be full, full of the milk of human kindness that would be bestowed on you from the good, friendly, hospitable, yorkshire folk

hhhmmmmmmm (settles back into chair) tell me about your sexual wants for your hamster.

 

[marcella]

If you were in barnsley your glass would always be full, full of the milk of human kindness that would be bestowed on you from the good, friendly, hospitable, yorkshire folk

did you watch sky 1 2 nite derek?? it transpires that men from the mudlands are the least likely to stray from the marital home than any one in britain:yo:

 

[derek kelly]

hhhmmmmmmm (settles back into chair) tell me about your sexual wants for your hamster.

Don't have a hamster, but you never know if I found one that was young, attractive, rich, and a still a virgin. :dunno:

 

[Wolfie]

aha so you admit to strange wants with hamsters i see.

 

[marcella]

aha so you admit to strange wants with hamsters i see.

i'v seen them once

 

[derek kelly]

did you watch sky 1 2 nite derek?? it transpires that men from the mudlands are the least likely to stray from the marital home than any one in britain:yo:

Didn't watch it but I can believe it, who else would have them with their silly accents?

 

[ianrobbo1]

did you watch sky 1 2 nite derek?? it transpires that men from the mudlands are the least likely to stray from the marital home than any one in britain:yo:

pretty obvious why as well, cos they cant get a shag, also who in their right mind would WANT to stray with a Mudlander???

 

[marcella]

pretty obvious why as well, cos they cant get a shag, also who in their right mind would WANT to stray with a Mudlander???

well on the program they hinted at mudlanders being far more civilized and intelligent than real north or south?
:f

 

[marcella]

i is from the north and my urges to procreate are to huge to ignore:xm

 

[R2B2]

Why did you put the kitchen in the list ?

 

[Wolfie]

Why did you put the kitchen in the list ?

cause it has a sink

 

[Centaur]

Eeeeuuuugghgghhhhh

cause it has a sink

How low can you "sink" Wolfie.....in a b&b sink in the bedroom maybe if it's not en suite but in the kitchen.....shudders at the thought.

 

[derek kelly]

How low can you "sink" Wolfie.....in a b&b sink in the bedroom maybe if it's not en suite but in the kitchen.....shudders at the thought.

It's ok bill it works better than fairy liquid for removing grease.

 

[Wolfie]

How low can you "sink" Wolfie.....in a b&b sink in the bedroom maybe if it's not en suite but in the kitchen.....shudders at the thought.

about 4ft i think