**WHAT'S GOING ON?**

[Grey Wolf]

IMHO

When the piss taking stops on this forum
thats when it's time to quit it
as ianroobbo said the other forums must be a load of boring ba***rds.
and if any onewants to take the piss out of me
alls well and good cos their going to get aload back at them eventualy :neenaw:

 

[gypsy]

When the piss taking stops on this forum
thats when it's time to quit it
as ianroobbo said the other forums must be a load of boring ba***rds.
and if any onewants to take the piss out of me
alls well and good cos their going to get aload back at them eventualy :neenaw:

can anyone tell me what he just said?
i dont understand Geordie!

 

[Supabird1100]

Have a look at some of the Yank forums....go and try Cycle Bash, for example. That ain't piss-taking....it's out-and-out war on there !!!!! :}

I got banned from a UK bike forum a few months back for 'over-stepping the boundary'......at least I'm 'Of No Consequence' on here, so I don't get banned !!!! :} :}

 

[XXLarge]

you mean like
you, me, Rhino, Nig, Bif, Lumpy,Jaws,dirty Sanchez,grey wolf,clive,Quiney,rolfie dave,hornblower,crozzers,Bev Robbo,Blu,1200 Pete,cruser,stan,skippy,Gyppo,wolfie,derek,steve brook,silverone,aviator, I cant think of anymore {of any consequence}that don't post on here regularly,

It's cos I've bought a GS isn't it? Not worthy of mention any more.

Pah!

(Flounces off into distance)

 

[bitontheside]

absence of "regular" posters on here lately,!!! you mean like
you, me, Rhino, Nig, Bif, Lumpy,Jaws,dirty Sanchez,grey wolf,clive,Quiney,rolfie dave,hornblower,crozzers,Bev Robbo,Blu,1200 Pete,cruser,stan,skippy,Gyppo,wolfie,derek,steve brook,silverone,aviator, I cant think of anymore {of any consequence}that don't post on here regularly,

Cheers Ian - thats the last time I offer to lend you anything

 

[bitontheside]

Bollox, just realised - anybody got a spare disgorger - I seem to have a size 10 barbed hook in my top lip! :neenaw:

 

[Supabird1100]

Bollox, just realised - anybody got a spare disgorger - I seem to have a size 10 barbed hook in my top lip! :neenaw:

Snap !!!!....But I need forceps cos I swallowed the bait !!!!!

 

[bitontheside]

Forceps?

Supa - it's gone that far down, they will have to go in via your arsehole!

 

[Supabird1100]

Supa - it's gone that far down, they will have to go in via your arsehole!

Damn !!!!....Please DON'T send for Bert !!!!!!

 

[Codbasher]

Supa, you got slung off a bike forum? hehehe Me too! Never wanted to be on a CB500 forum anyway.

 

[Supabird1100]

Supa, you got slung off a bike forum? hehehe Me too!

Yep !!!!...Got told by the moderator that "I'm more trouble than I'm worth" !!!


That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me !!!! :blush: :blush:

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Damn !!!!....Please DON'T send for Bert !!!!!!

Someone call?

Get this bloody hook out of me mouth, will ya ??????

Quote of the fecking year Supa - brilliant!!

 

[Fat Bert]

Time for a thread HIJACK~~~~~!

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
perch.
It doesn't have any feet or legs.
The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this Parrot?"
The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered
me!"
"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly
intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."
"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your
perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you
asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You
can't see it because of my feathers."

"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't
you?"

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really
ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."

The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford
that."

"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody
wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20,
just make the guy an offer!"

The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.

Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humour,
he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot
goes,"psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know
if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the
postman."

"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.

"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at
the door in a sheer black nightie and kissed him passionately."

"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie
and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.

"Oh No!," he exclaims. "Then what?"

"Then he lifted up the nightie, got down on his knees and began to kiss
her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down...."

"WELL," demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"

 

[Wolfie]

shit now i am agreeing with lumpy!!!! :bang: :bang: :bang:

 

[ianrobbo1]

just a "couple" more to go!! who next I wonder!!!

 

[Punchy]

just a "couple" more to go!! who next I wonder!!!

Too cold for me to take the bait Ian
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Ya Missed Me Out Wanker

 

[frenchuk]

Something positive? OK... I've had sex with at least 10 members of this forum. OK, they were all men, but still, ramming them with my titanium gloves was satisfying! You now understand why some here have a fixation on my beautiful gloves though... Oh, and the support I had when I crashed last year... I'm sure Ben the famous psycho or Joe the famous chorizo will second me on that - the support after the crash I mean, I would never speak about sex lives of members on this public forum w;;v

 

[D.S.]

a) The Blackbird is the bestest bike on the planet and always will be. (why people modify them is beyond me)

b) Eddie Hitler is just trying to stir the shite.

c) It's only generally the regulars that post anyway

d) Zero posters ride Suzukis

e) Most of the members on this site are piss takers to some degree or another, the others are dead.

f) THE POPULARITY OF BIKING IS KILLING IT!!!!!!!!!11

G) Most members on here can't ride properly but think they can

h) Despite efforts to spruce it up, this site is monotonous and boring because of certain members

i) I have met some decent people as a direct result of my involvement with the site (and Rhino the Whino) so it is worth it already.

j) If the regulars shut down for a week the boring anoraks that are the core members of the IAMotorcling will move in and that would be even more tedious than Bert.

Motorcycling (Biking) is generally a sole pursuit not a feckin organised run out of 2 million arseholes.

Oh oh, time to pop the next tablet.

Stop winding the clients up Kate

you forgot "K" mate

k) Lumpy is a piss-taking ladyparts :-:

 

[D.S.]

Something positive? OK... I've had sex with at least 10 members of this forum. OK, they were all men, but still, ramming them with my titanium gloves was satisfying! You now understand why some here have a fixation on my beautiful gloves though... Oh, and the support I had when I crashed last year... I'm sure Ben the famous psycho or Joe the famous chorizo will second me on that - the support after the crash I mean, I would never speak about sex lives of members on this public forum w;;v

Aye, tiz true, the hard core were there when I had me offski last year and Taffy saved the day just days b4 me trip when I shagged my rear wheel :bow: However Pierre, I'm not sure which side you bat for mate?; Is Chineese take-away ya prefer or a bit of Chorizo avec le Gay Gloves :dunno: :}

 

[frenchuk]

yep Taffy and his liquid welding skills saved the day for me at the bash, and you geezer came to pick me up when i had the neckbrace to go to the streetfighter day, Pete being a diamond and helping me to put my bird back on the road, Steve (which I knew through you) being patient with my insurance, John (Jaws) offering his support, Limpy offering to go buy some pain killers for me at the bash in the eve when my neck was acting up... and the list goes on... but the best was the fisting sessions w;;v As for the exotic chinese takeaway or the good ol' spanish chorizo... When you're drunk enough a face washing glove filled with lukewarm alphabet noodles will do just fine mate... but maybe I'm reading wrong - was that an offer by any chance? :k