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Pow-Lo

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The way things are panning out these days, thanks to the leftie liberal pansies, we’re going to need to sight a birth certificate and require a signed affidavit before each and every shag. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’m so glad I have more of my life behind me than I do in front of me.
 

derek kelly

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And lets be honest what half decent 19-20 year old would be interested in any of us fugly geriatrics anyway its got to ring some warning bells even in the daftest of us
Normally I would agree but a few years back a happily married forty something Prison Officer who was no oil painting had his head turned by a stunning twenty something female Officer, he left his wife & moved in with her, it didn’t last & I believe his wife took him back.
 

Me!

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The way things are panning out these days, thanks to the leftie liberal pansies, we’re going to need to sight a birth certificate and require a signed affidavit before each and every shag. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’m so glad I have more of my life behind me than I do in front of me.
You truly don’t need to worry. With that boat race, belly and hairstyle you are very safe (y)
 

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Normally I would agree but a few years back a happily married forty something Prison Officer who was no oil painting had his head turned by a stunning twenty something female Officer, he left his wife & moved in with her, it didn’t last & I believe his wife took him back.
It's not unusual for younger girls to go after older men for some 'experience'.
 

Cougar377

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It's not unusual for younger girls to go after older men for some 'experience'.
Works the other way.

I was shagged silly by a woman twice my age when I was a young serviceman.
Best education I ever had....
 
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Squag1

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Works the other way.

I was shagged silly by a woman twice my age when I was a young serviceman.
Best education I ever had....
Still silly :risas3: :risas3: :risas3::risas3:
So how much did you make on children's allowance???
 

derek kelly

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Works the other way.

I was shagged silly by a woman twice my age when I was a young serviceman.
Best education I ever had....
I was approached in the Harbour lights nightclub in Poole by a 53 year old woman, I ran a mile, a Scottish friend went home with her, he said it was strange as he sat on the sofa next to her husband, she took Smudge to bed & her husband slept in the spare room, they were apparently separated but still sharing the house.
 

Cougar377

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I was approached in the Harbour lights nightclub in Poole by a 53 year old woman, I ran a mile, a Scottish friend went home with her, he said it was strange as he sat on the sofa next to her husband, she took Smudge to bed & her husband slept in the spare room, they were apparently separated but still sharing the house.
Had the exact same thing when I was based at Odiham and on a night out in Farnborough with a mate. The husband approached us and offered us his wife, when we got back to their place my mate bottled it and stopped downstairs drinking whisky with the husband, while I went upstairs with the wife. He told my mate a similar story.

Maybe they were on tour around the south coast military bases...!
 

derek kelly

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Had the exact same thing when I was based at Odiham and on a night out in Farnborough with a mate. The husband approached us and offered us his wife, when we got back to their place my mate bottled it and stopped downstairs drinking whisky with the husband, while I went upstairs with the wife. He told my mate a similar story.

Maybe they were on tour around the south coast military bases...!
Short dumpy woman, died blonde hair? 1977.
 

Cougar377

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Short dumpy woman, died blonde hair? 1977.
Close....1981. Short, well rounded but in all the right places and she had short mousy hair.
I'd say she was the wrong side of 45 and she banged like a boghouse door in a hurricane.

Wouldn't suck, though......
 

Cougar377

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I know...total shocker, eh...? 18 years old and I thought I was on the sexual adventure of a life time.

Imagine the disappointment when I found that, despite accummulating 30 odd years of sexual experience, the lady didn't play the pink piccolo. :llorona:
 

Me!

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I was approached in the Harbour lights nightclub in Poole by a 53 year old woman, I ran a mile, a Scottish friend went home with her, he said it was strange as he sat on the sofa next to her husband, she took Smudge to bed & her husband slept in the spare room, they were apparently separated but still sharing the house.
Ah the joys of being a matelot. Best 11 years of fun, free travel and filthy women I ever had.
 

derek kelly

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Ah the joys of being a matelot. Best 11 years of fun, free travel and filthy women I ever had.
I only managed 6 years as I got married & fatherhood took precedent, but I have brilliant memories & lifelong mates.
 

Martin L Batley

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Mate of mine got done for it..Girl was 15 but he met her in a nightclub and looked more like 25 !
Everyone just ignored it........ ( think he got a £100 fine and that was it
Couple of friends of mine had very narrow escapes in similar circumstances. Clubs aren't renowned for good lighting inside so how can you tell age. That's what door staff are for.
 
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