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Squag1

Can't remember....
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Went for a ride, had a row with some twot who thought he was entitled to ALL the road ( Guess what.. a fuckin snow flake !! he even locked his door ! )
Jeez I have nowt but contempt for the pathetic arseholes
You're on a roll:eek:

I've changed my mind stop taking the tablets
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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Exactly what I thought. Shame that Wales is obviously 10 years behind England with their vaccine programme.
We’re way ahead per head population.

Given that there’s only three million of us, that shouldn’t really surprise anyone.
 

andyBeaker

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Found out my mum and mum in law are getting second jabs at the same place on the same day, needless to say one first thing and one in the evening.

Nobody bothered to check if I am playing golf that day, which I have booked at 7am. Where is the sense of priority?
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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Found out my mum and mum in law are getting second jabs at the same place on the same day, needless to say one first thing and one in the evening.

Nobody bothered to check if I am playing golf that day, which I have booked at 7am. Where is the sense of priority?
In its proper place :D
 

Malone

Been there, and had one
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Went and spent an hour at a chiropractor Getting my right hand looked at. After a bit of massage she said I need to see my doctor and get it x-rayed, possibly a broken/chipped schapoid bone. And my little finger may have trigger finger and needs to be checked out.
I'm falling to bits :(

and no she didn’t. Very petite, but a lovely touch.
 

Cougar377

Express elevator to hell
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Went and spent an hour at a chiropractor Getting my right hand looked at. After a bit of massage she said I need to see my doctor and get it x-rayed, possibly a broken/chipped schapoid bone. And my little finger may have trigger finger and needs to be checked out.
I'm falling to bits :(

and no she didn’t. Very petite, but a lovely touch.
Wanking....it's more than just entertainment, it's a sport.

Clearly you need to get some sort of training regime going.
 

slim63

Never surrender
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Went and spent an hour at a chiropractor Getting my right hand looked at. After a bit of massage she said I need to see my doctor and get it x-rayed, possibly a broken/chipped schapoid bone. And my little finger may have trigger finger and needs to be checked out.
I'm falling to bits :(

and no she didn’t. Very petite, but a lovely touch.
The x-rays of both my hands look like an AA road map with all the fine cracks, chips and obviously knackerd bits and I never even knew until seeing them before my carpal tunnel op o_O
 

ogr1

I can still see ya.....
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Wanking....it's more than just entertainment, it's a sport.

Clearly you need to get some sort of training regime going.
Definitely, but he has a trigger finger, he's gonna shoot quick and everywhere...
Possibly pray and spray is more descriptive?
 

Cougar377

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The x-rays of both my hands look like an AA road map with all the fine cracks, chips and obviously knackerd bits and I never even knew until seeing them before my carpal tunnel op o_O
Another handshandy athlete.. ..
 

Minkey

Ok it was me
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5k walk with a friend, I'm cream cracked but my friend who is 10 years older than me, did a walk earlier with another friend and had a third walk planned for the afternoon
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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5k walk with a friend, I'm cream cracked but my friend who is 10 years older than me, did a walk earlier with another friend and had a third walk planned for the afternoon
But can she talk the talk???
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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Made crepes to be had with maple syrup.
Still very disappointed that it's not as thick as golden syrup.
 

sr71caspar

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We’re way ahead per head population.

Given that there’s only three million of us, that shouldn’t really surprise anyone.
No, I meant that Wales were injecting 60-64 year olds, which is why you're due, and England are injecting 50-54 year olds.:naughty::flipa::risas3:
 

andyBeaker

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Goof at 7am.

Got home, picked up Mrs B, Sat outside Morrison’s while Mrs B went in.

Dropped off shopping at mother in laws.

went to,see my mum, had a bun and coffee.

home.
 
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