Isn't she the one with the frizzy hair.?
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No, but she will be soon!
Changed the motor and belts in the vacuum cleaner, for the vacuum cleaner 
Ordered some new carbon brushes for the old motor.
Ordered some new carbon brushes for the old motor.
I'm sure I read something like that by Spike Milligan many years ago.
About his National Service.
Adolf Hitler my part in his downfall, haven't read it in years bloody hilarious though
Bought a cold chisel ready to take the fireplace out.
Had plasterers in to pva ceiling before they plaster over the awful artex.
Built up daughter’s new dining chairs.
Upset daughter by saying her new dining chairs make her house look like an Indian restsurant.
Had plasterers in to pva ceiling before they plaster over the awful artex.
Built up daughter’s new dining chairs.
Upset daughter by saying her new dining chairs make her house look like an Indian restsurant.
And the other 4 or so books in the set.Adolf Hitler my part in his downfall, haven't read it in years bloody hilarious though
.I still remember Milligan telling the story about when he first met Harry Secombe (who was also in the Long Range Snipers in North Africa).
Milligans unit were manning heavy artillery at the top of a hill when one of the guns broke loose while being fired and shot backwards downhill towards a Royal Artillery field camp. The artillery piece shot through the camp without hitting anyone or doing any damage.
Milligan was sent down to retrieve it and on arriving at the camp, met Secombe (who had almost been flattened by the gun).
Milligan: Has anyone seen a field gun pass through here.?
Secombe: What colour was it.?
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Adolf Hitler my part in his downfall, haven't read it in years bloody hilarious though
There's 5 or 6 books he wrote about his war experience and entertaining afterwards.
Spike Milligan, mad as a box of frogs but what a genius, loved his books, remember my brother buying his books then I’d read them.
Took Buddy for his jabs, booked him in for his nutsoff op,
If he's yer 'Buddy'? I feel sorry for you're enemies.
Man up ya big Jessie.Been looking for an antique mahogany wine table. Found one and Mrs P has put the blockers on it cos it’s too expensive
Buy her some earrings or something.
Bollocks, she had enough for her not-birthday this week.Man up ya big Jessie.
Buy her some earrings or something.
In that case, she owes you. Time for a bit of emotional blackmail.
Get the bottom lip out if you have to (that's not a euphemism, by the way).
In her defence, we still have a few more things to do in the house before we’re done so it’s prolly prudent to get the last bits out of the way then see how much is left in the slop chest.
Hang on, she had a new car last week, too.........................
Had a load of garden waste taken away.
He said he would be here ‘first thing’.
6.35am
Bet the neighbours were impressed. Probably only just got back to sleep after next doors milkman had another go at the ‘who can make the most noise at 4am in a quiet residential area’ world record.
And why would anyone need milk delivering daily in 2021?
He said he would be here ‘first thing’.
6.35am
Bet the neighbours were impressed. Probably only just got back to sleep after next doors milkman had another go at the ‘who can make the most noise at 4am in a quiet residential area’ world record.
And why would anyone need milk delivering daily in 2021?
Our neighbours still have milk delivered, fair play to them for supporting local busness.