V ROD

[RHINO]

SHOW ME

a picture of YOU sat on YOUR 'Dyno Rod' and i shall show MY fat hairy ass in MARKS & SPENCERS window.........MUPPET
Be carefull that the glare from your medallion doesn't ruin the pic..
Also be carefull that your tassles don't beat your arms black & blue whilst on the 0-100mph dash for glory.. I bet you watch old episodes of 'CHiPS' coz you think your 'Poncherelo' cruising on the freeway in the sun with your medallion and mirrored sunglasses and your fake yank accent..
You'll be the one who walks into the pub wearing 'PAGAN MAN' aftershave and a Brylcream quiff.
If they're sooooo damn good why are you on here trying to sell them????
you should be a 'Jehovah's Witness', they spout shite and no fooker listens.
I'm shutting the door on you now...........!

 

[Cyclops]

Oy Rhino my son

SHUT IT

I dont mind you spouting off about stuff you know knowt about,
but when it comes to insulting one of the finest bikes to grace Gods good earth then I have to take a stand and say enough is enough.

Now SHUT it or me and thee are gonna fall out, so just shut it alright :f

 

[RHINO]

OY STICKY

I noticed you sail past,, well, chugg past 15 minutes after we had all pulled up to have a break......
Whats up, inferiority complex set in had it?? mmmm, well, i'm waiting...............................................still waiting............

Bloody Massey Ferguson must have rattled your eyes to shit and you missed us all (14of us) parked at the roadside.We had been listening to the POTATO about 5 miles away trying to pass a child on a pony but 1 horse power beat the 883 potato and she passed before ya :neenaw:

 

[RHINO]

BRING IT ON

BOING BOING BOING

 

[Fat Bert]

Really~~~~~?

You see to have a constructive disscusion you need to expect a little bit of intelligence to understand a reasoned arguement, sadly they are very lacking in that department,

Really B1rdie - and what University Hons Degree did you come out with?

Shall we talk about 2.1 MBA [Hons]?

Or shall we continue in your usual vein - complete bollox?

then you need a level of riding skill to understand that fun does not have to be at high speeds in the corners, along with the fact that my Harley will blow most sports bikes if not all, let alone a Bird away to the ton.

Really [2]??????

Well with all that ground clearance you enjoy on the "pile of Shite" Milwakee Pig Iron - then the sheer grunt [wondered why Harldy Movingson owners always talk about GRUNT - could be the Pig iron calling] and the "straight out of the box" square tyres [sorry American TIRES] - high speed - blow away?

Me thinks not!!

....along with the fact that my Harley will blow most sports bikes if not all, let alone a Bird away to the ton.

Bring it on Big Boy - Santa Pod? or how about the Mira track day in September? Places still available !

At the end of the day each to his own.............

You either ride a bike for adrenalin and skill improvement


or you POSE

Criticise my riding by all means [once you've seen it]

Criticise my humour [everyone else does]

but please...........don't belittle yourself B1rdie by attempting vainly to criticise my level of inteligence

 

[B1rdie]

Really B1rdie - and what University Hons Degree did you come out with?

Shall we talk about 2.1 MBA [Hons]?

Or shall we continue in your usual vein - complete bollox?


An MBA is an indication of an ability to learn and read, it is no indication of intelligence, nor common sense and it has no baring on physical skill.
If you have a 2.1, I suggest you use it more effectively or in your case, deny ever having an education.



Really [2]??????

Well with all that ground clearance you enjoy on the "pile of Shite" Milwakee Pig Iron - then the sheer grunt [wondered why Harldy Movingson owners always talk about GRUNT - could be the Pig iron calling] and the "straight out of the box" square tyres [sorry American TIRES] - high speed - blow away?

Me thinks not!!

I never mentioned on any corner, it was from a standing start ( read the post MBA boy)



Bring it on Big Boy - Santa Pod? or how about the Mira track day in September? Places still available !

At the end of the day each to his own.............

You either ride a bike for adrenalin and skill improvement


or you POSE

I dont need to pose, as that assumes I do things to elicet that response from others. No I do not, I ride the bike of choice, purly for my own selfish pleasure and fuck what anyone else thinks or envies.

Criticise my riding by all means [once you've seen it]

Criticise my humour [everyone else does]

but please...........don't belittle yourself B1rdie by attempting vainly to criticise my level of inteligence
True that was folly on my part, as clearly there is nothing to criticise.

I hope that clarifies things for you. :f

 

[Fat Bert]

They say~~~

a picture paints a thousand words, so let's be brief

 

[B1rdie]

Bert learn to be a better loser :m

 

[Cyclops]

B1rdie Bert learn to be a better loser

He should be quite good at it by now

 

[Fat Bert]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

True that was folly on my part

Who's the loser?

 

[B1rdie]

Bert stick to attacking Southerners etc.

You know your out classed against me, but as a team we were

INVINCIBLE

 

[Fat Bert]

Face Facts~~~

HARLEY-DAVIDSON VRSCA V-ROD? SPECIFICATIONS
Engine Torque: 74 ft. lbs. @ 7000 rpm (100.33 NM @ 7000 rpm)


Honda CBR1100XX
Maximum Torque 89 lbs ft @ 7,281rpm (rear wheel)

HARLEY-DAVIDSON VRSCA V-ROD? SPECIFICATIONS
Lean Angle (per SAEJ1168): Right: 32 degrees, Left: 32 degrees

Honda CBR1100XX

Lean Angle 25 degrees


Mind you the VROD does comes with "Complimentary Nail Varnish and Sparkly Umbrella

 

[Bubba]

Oh FFS! Once again the thread has been derailed by people sabre rattling.

STOP IT NOW!!!!!! this is getting silly and repetitive.

When will people realise that everything in life is horses for courses? B1rdie likes Harleys, thats your perogative, Bert dont, thats his choice. Why start this petty bickering just because you both beg to differ?? Where do you think you are? fecking IXRRA????

Just for the record, I have not ridden the V-Rod and neither do I wish to, its not a bike that I can ever see myself riding. I have ridden a Hardley, allbeit a 883 sportster, which I did enjoy but that was a) Me dads and b) a very gentle and quick test ride cos uf I scratched it there would be hell to pay.

Word to the wise B1rdie, dont assume anything in here. Most people here DO know bikes and they know them well. Me? I know how to break 'em.

Start on me and I'll cry like a girlie, raid the QM stores and GPMG yer arse! man8um

 

[Cyclops]

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[B1rdie]

Who's the loser?

Read the post Bert FFS read it in the context it was posted. :bang:

 

[Fat Bert]

Bubba / Cyclops et al~~~

Whatever happned to "banter"

This IS a BlackBarge forum so expect members in here to defend their opinions

If you don't like it try http://www.Pig-iron-rules.com

I'm sure you'll be more than welcome in there - but be quick [like their "motorcycles"] they post...............real quick!!!

 

[B1rdie]

Whatever happned to "banter"

This IS a BlackBarge forum so expect members in here to defend their opinions

If you don't like it try http://www.Pig-iron-rules.com

I'm sure you'll be more than welcome in there - but be quick [like their "motorcycles"] they post...............real quick!!!

Spot on Bert,

Bout time you got something right.:f


This is a bit of fun, so wake up and smell the roses. FFS .

 

[Fat Bert]

At last~~~~~!

Normal banter has been resumed then?

For anyone reading this as a zero poster - take it all with a pinch of salt

Back to the plot......................

So B1rdie, your VROD will out-pull the BIRD 0-100 eh?

Face the facts................. and weep

HARLEY-DAVIDSON VRSCA V-ROD? SPECIFICATIONS
Engine Torque: 74 ft. lbs. @ 7000 rpm (100.33 NM @ 7000 rpm)


Honda CBR1100XX
Maximum Torque 89 lbs ft @ 7,281rpm (rear wheel)

HARLEY-DAVIDSON VRSCA V-ROD? SPECIFICATIONS
Lean Angle (per SAEJ1168): Right: 32 degrees, Left: 32 degrees

Honda CBR1100XX

Lean Angle 25 degrees

 

[B1rdie]

Normal banter has been resumed then?

For anyone reading this as a zero poster - take it all with a pinch of salt

Back to the plot......................

So B1rdie, your VROD will out-pull the BIRD 0-100 eh?

Face the facts................. and weep

HARLEY-DAVIDSON VRSCA V-ROD? SPECIFICATIONS
Engine Torque: 74 ft. lbs. @ 7000 rpm (100.33 NM @ 7000 rpm)


Honda CBR1100XX
Maximum Torque 89 lbs ft @ 7,281rpm (rear wheel)

HARLEY-DAVIDSON VRSCA V-ROD? SPECIFICATIONS
Lean Angle (per SAEJ1168): Right: 32 degrees, Left: 32 degrees

Honda CBR1100XX

Lean Angle 25 degrees

Okay Dipstick, read this

Mine V-Rod is not stock.

The engine makes a lot more torque lower down.

The stretched out chassis enables it to lay down all of it's power from a standing start.

It uses Dunlop 208 tyres, not your normal cruiser crap.

It been tested :f :f

 

[Fat Bert]

so where are ~~~

the figures / stats then?

It been tested

Lets put your shiny shiny potato up against my 1999 carbed BIRD with 29K on the clock

A52 - Nott'm to Derby - standing start - 1, 2 or 5 miles

Then just to be REALLY interesting - Toton Hill - 1 in 5 gradient - uphill!!

Man or Mouse?