V ROD

[B1rdie]

the figures / stats then?



Lets put your shiny shiny potato up against my 1999 carbed BIRD with 29K on the clock

A52 - Nott'm to Derby - standing start - 1, 2 or 5 miles

Then just to be REALLY interesting - Toton Hill - 1 in 5 gradient - uphill!!

Man or Mouse?

0-100. I believe was the original criteria where did miles come into it.

 

[Fat Bert]

OK

No probs!!

What happens at 105?

Don't tell me.................

you have to stop to refill with King Edwards

 

[B1rdie]

No wait for you to catch then expound all the excuses as why you got blown off.

P.S. its the only time you will ever get blown. :f :f :f

 

[ALonaBIRD]

No probs!!

What happens at 105?

Don't tell me.................

you have to stop to refill with King Edwards

:yo: :} :yo: :} :yo: :}

 

[Fat Bert]

so B1rdie~~~

No facts...........

No figures............

Imaginary "test results" [memo to self - must scan in Bert's BIRD dyno graph]

Indepedant adjudicator

Challenge on or just "Mouse"?

How about meeting at Gunthorpe one Wednesday night - just to see?

Squeak.........Squeak !!

 

[B1rdie]

I will see you at Gunthorpe Wednesday for a pint.

PM me for a time etc.

 

[Fat Bert]

and how will I recognise you~~~

Don't tell me - you'll have a carnation stuck up ya jacksie

 

[B1rdie]

Try approaching the big bloke on a V-Rod and saying the following:

Hi B1rdie is that really you sweets and you will know very shortly afterwards if its me or not.

When do think you will get there.

 

[Fat Bert]

Sadly~~~

due to family committments [genuine] I will be unable to make the Gunthorpe Showdown






























THIS WEEK - but as for next week...............................

 

[Fat Bert]

and do they corner~~~?

Check out the Lard Arse ground clearance LOL

 

[B1rdie]

ROFLMFAO

[Genuine]

 

[B1rdie]

Who mentioned corners.

I would bring the blade for that job.

 

[Fat Bert]

Would that be~~~

Wilkinson Sword BLADE then?

Just came across a new award for the Dyno-Rod

 

[RHINO]

Is this

http://www.fantasyjackpalance.com/fjp/photos/composites/002/dyno-rod-yard.jpg

Where they store them prior to despatch to customers?????

 

[Bob Pinder]

Nice..........

Quality.................

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Ever the opportunist Bob!!

Will these training days be available soon on E-Bay?

 

[B1rdie]

Ever the opportunist Bob!!

Will these training days be available soon on E-Bay?

ROFLMFAO

yea, there will be no reserve and worth about ?1:20.