Wolfie said:whilst in bath, locked door on yer own in the house. nobody coming back home for a while. Have you ever stuck yer finger up yer arse????
It's to check you're not taking any MOD property ..... or are you sure it wasn't the career advice session?derek kelly said:it was for my Medical on leaving the Navy, never figured out why she wanted to shaft my shitter with her digits.
R2B2 said:Why would you be a poof if you want to stick yer finger up yer bum??
Surely you'd be a poof if you wanted to stick yer finger up somebody else's bum??
trophychap said:Well Derek
To answer your question, if you care to look up a Male plumbing diagram (I'm sure there will be one somewhere on the www!!) you may notice there should be a small item which is called the Prostate Gland.
Should this become enlarged it is usually Bad News one way or the other.
The easiest way of telling, is to prod it.
Q: How can this be done?
A: Internally, from the rear orifice.
HTH
Jenny
Centaur said:Derek, the reason for the medical is so if summat goes wrong with you later they can say you were ok when you left the forces and you can't claim against them. So they check everything!
im considered disabled after the op bill!Centaur said:and I didn't even have a jeep. Leaves an ugly scar too....so the wife tells me. !
marcella said:....
i only have half an arse......