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Todays work question
- Thread starter Wolfie
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Wolfie said:
If you're on your own, with no one coming back for a while, why lock the door?
but in answer to your question, No I remember the pain from when the Doctor did it.
(and I don't mean Rossi)
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TRUNCH
Guest
I had........
to put an anusol applicator up me tradesmans entrance once after riding through France for a week........that was sore enough.....answer to your question: No
to put an anusol applicator up me tradesmans entrance once after riding through France for a week........that was sore enough.....answer to your question: No
Erm... what?
Don't understand, just what is this work thing you're talking about?
Oh and Arse's are one way systems........ if you break the seal in the bath the water will leak in....
Don't understand, just what is this work thing you're talking about?
Oh and Arse's are one way systems........ if you break the seal in the bath the water will leak in....
Strange thing was bill it was an old lady Doctor with me, and it was for my Medical on leaving the Navy, never figured out why she wanted to shaft my shitter with her digits.
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trophychap
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Well Derek
To answer your question, if you care to look up a Male plumbing diagram (I'm sure there will be one somewhere on the www!!) you may notice there should be a small item which is called the Prostate Gland.
Should this become enlarged it is usually Bad News one way or the other.
The easiest way of telling, is to prod it.
Q: How can this be done?
A: Internally, from the rear orifice.
HTH
Jenny
To answer your question, if you care to look up a Male plumbing diagram (I'm sure there will be one somewhere on the www!!) you may notice there should be a small item which is called the Prostate Gland.
Should this become enlarged it is usually Bad News one way or the other.
The easiest way of telling, is to prod it.
Q: How can this be done?
A: Internally, from the rear orifice.
HTH
Jenny
It's to check you're not taking any MOD property ..... or are you sure it wasn't the career advice session?derek kelly said:
Wolfie
Is a lunp
the case for is that you are all alone, no change of getting caught, in the bath so so dirt, the muscles are relaxed no in theory no pain, nothing else to do in the bath so......
the case against is your sick, a poof, sad in the head, feckin disgusting , a nonchristain(LOL LOL My favorite) why???? and so on and so on
the case against is your sick, a poof, sad in the head, feckin disgusting , a nonchristain(LOL LOL My favorite) why???? and so on and so on
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R2B2
Guest
Why would you be a poof if you want to stick yer finger up yer bum??
Surely you'd be a poof if you wanted to stick yer finger up somebody else's bum??
Surely you'd be a poof if you wanted to stick yer finger up somebody else's bum??
trophychap said:
I understand that Jenny, but the outcome of the medical would have made no difference to me leaving the Navy,
I had not complained of any discomfort in that area,
throughout my time in the Navy I never had a problem with my arse (cue rum,bum & Baccy jokes)
If you take your car into a garage to have work done under the bonnet, you would be surprised if they looked for problems in the boot.
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marcella
Guest
iv had jeep drivers bottom sounds ominous but its a hair that grows the wrong way and causes an internal cyst, it had to be cut away in total and they left a hole you could have got a fist in (ooer missus!) put a whole new meaning to the old scottish saying (go and fu*k yourself), it took nearly nine weeks for the flesh to grow back and every day a different nurse came to remove the packing and stuff a new load in:B often they had to check the anal wall cos the wound was so close, i got to the point where i could just cope with the petite little 20 year olds with slim digits but every now and again this huge german helga came round:m fists like a dry stane dyker, if i were blind i would swear iv been raped by ron jeremy:blush:
so to your question wolfie,,,
NO not even for money
sounds ominous but its a hair that grows the wrong way and causes an internal cyst, it had to be cut away in total and they left a hole you could have got a fist in (ooer missus!) put a whole new meaning to the old scottish saying (go and fu*k yourself), it took nearly nine weeks for the flesh to grow back and every day a different nurse came to remove the packing and stuff a new load in:B often they had to check the anal wall cos the wound was so close, i got to the point where i could just cope with the petite little 20 year olds with slim digits but every now and again this huge german helga came round:m fists like a dry stane dyker, if i were blind i would swear iv been raped by ron jeremy:blush: so to your question wolfie,,,
NO not even for money
Me too Marcella
and I didn't even have a jeep. Leaves an ugly scar too....so the wife tells me. I don't have eyes in my a*se. Derek, the reason for the medical is so if summat goes wrong with you later they can say you were ok when you left the forces and you can't claim against them. So they check everything!
and I didn't even have a jeep. Leaves an ugly scar too....so the wife tells me. I don't have eyes in my a*se. Derek, the reason for the medical is so if summat goes wrong with you later they can say you were ok when you left the forces and you can't claim against them. So they check everything!
Centaur said:
And all this time I thought she was just a Kinky old lass.
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marcella
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im considered disabled after the op bill!Centaur said:
i only have half an arse:}
i wonder if it would allow me to procure cheaper air travel:dunno: i know of peeps with larger butts having to pay for two seats maybe i could pay for half