For today's jaw-dropper, I saw some cock in a convertible BM 2 series parked at the end of my avenue. So what, you say. Well, the road is just about wide enough for two cars to pass safely with a gap of about a metre between them and not smash their wheels to pieces on the kerbs.
I was walking back from the Common with Twatbag this morning and saw this car parked a good four feet off the kerb and thought 'that has got to be a woman, only they can park so stupidly'. Wrong. It was an old man. Despite a car driver having to get out and smear vaseline down the side of his car to get through, yer man didn't think to move his car a few miles closer to the kerb.