You'll like this Today I Saw......

[Squag1]

3,500 people making chips of some sort

 

[derek kelly]

No prizes for second place.

Fact.

Who said that?

 

[Squag1]

Who said that?

A chip off the old block

 

[Lee337]

It really is getting bad. I went in to Tesco's the other day & there wasn't a bag of McCains anywhere to be seen.

 

[jeffa]

The floor of my garage

 

[Pow-Lo]

Who said that?

Me.

 

[Pow-Lo]

For today's jaw-dropper, I saw some cock in a convertible BM 2 series parked at the end of my avenue. So what, you say. Well, the road is just about wide enough for two cars to pass safely with a gap of about a metre between them and not smash their wheels to pieces on the kerbs.

I was walking back from the Common with Twatbag this morning and saw this car parked a good four feet off the kerb and thought 'that has got to be a woman, only they can park so stupidly'. Wrong. It was an old man. Despite a car driver having to get out and smear vaseline down the side of his car to get through, yer man didn't think to move his car a few miles closer to the kerb.

 

[andyBeaker]

.did many double takes….had to go on an emergency diy run during school kicking out time, local roads pretty much gridlocked as few can be arsed walking more than thirty seconds to pick their brats up. Had words with a lad of about seven who,tried to throw himself in front of my car on his scooter as he didn’t look when crossing a road.

 

[slim63]

For today's jaw-dropper, I saw some cock in a convertible BM 2 series parked at the end of my avenue. So what, you say. Well, the road is just about wide enough for two cars to pass safely with a gap of about a metre between them and not smash their wheels to pieces on the kerbs.

I was walking back from the Common with Twatbag this morning and saw this car parked a good four feet off the kerb and thought 'that has got to be a woman, only they can park so stupidly'. Wrong. It was an old man. Despite a car driver having to get out and smear vaseline down the side of his car to get through, yer man didn't think to move his car a few miles closer to the kerb.

W get that in our street, its quite narrow so all residents park half on the wide path our side of the street and normally on the opposite side which allows even the bin waggon through ...... that is all residents apart from an idiot woman down the road who used to park our side fully in the road and about half a mile from the kerb, so you wouldn't get a transit van through that has changed now as when there was a fire the fireman punted the thing out of the way

 

[Me!]

Me.

Nope

 

[Pow-Lo]

Nope

Oh yes you did!