You'll like this Today I bought

[slim63]

A mountain bike


Not for me I might add

 

[andyBeaker]

A jar of decafinated coffee.

Despite having made the 'no more shopping before Xmas now' pact yesterday.

 

[Pow-Lo]

A 3kg bag of dead coffee from Costa, although they didn’t charge me so I guess I technically didn’t buy it.

 

[andyBeaker]

A 3kg bag of dead coffee from Costa, although they didn’t charge me so I guess I technically didn’t buy it.

For,the garden??

 

[Squag1]

A jar of decafinated coffee.

Despite having made the 'no more shopping before Xmas now' pact yesterday.

Did the car not come with coffee machine for making real coffee??

 

[Minkey]

I down loaded a book onto my Kindle Have you eaten Grandma

 

[andyBeaker]

Did the car not come with coffee machine for making real coffee??

No.

But there is a built in butler and maid for such menial tasks.

 

[Malone]

No.

But there is a built in butler and maid for such menial tasks.

Does she have big tits?

I'm asking on behalf of someone else you understand

 

[Jaws]

Did the car not come with coffee machine for making real coffee??

Our vehicle did.. A Beem, bean to cup.. But I took it out along with the 2kW inverter as we use a percolator or if on the go, a cafetiere in conjunction with a rather natty thermos

 

[Me!]

6 tickets for ‘Cats’, 6 lunches, 2 x park and ride, 6 pick and mix.

Do not go to see Cats, it’s truly utter shite.

 

[andyBeaker]

6 tickets for ‘Cats’, 6 lunches, 2 x park and ride, 6 pick and mix.

Do not go to see Cats, it’s truly utter shite.

If you had read just one review before buying the tickets you would have saved yourself a lot of pain and money.

It's cat shite apparently.

Coincidentally what I have just witnessed in the utility room this morning. In the litter tray, fortunately.

I really do prefer the smell of napalm first thing in the morning..

 

[andyBeaker]

A pair of after market hedgehog tyres for my golf trolley, having bizarrely lost an original tyre while out on the course last week. Probably somewhere over France by now.

 

[andyBeaker]

Five Yankee Candle advent calendars for next year....bit of a bargain.........the boxes are a bit rubbish but the candles are surprisingly nice. Makes a change from chocolates. Bit chewy though.

 

[Me!]

If you had read just one review before buying the tickets you would have saved yourself a lot of pain and money.

It's cat shite apparently.

Coincidentally what I have just witnessed in the utility room this morning. In the litter tray, fortunately.

I really do prefer the smell of napalm first thing in the morning..

I agree. But an insistent surrounding group of females left me no choice. Truly..... no choice. Even the pic n mix was dire. I had thoughts of every other manky ‘human’ having pawed them before me. Never again.

 

[derek kelly]

6 tickets for ‘Cats’, 6 lunches, 2 x park and ride, 6 pick and mix.

And a partridge in a pear tree.

 

[andyBeaker]

I agree. But an insistent surrounding group of females left me no choice. Truly..... no choice. Even the pic n mix was dire. I had thoughts of every other manky ‘human’ having pawed them before me. Never again.

Pick n mix at cinemas....


You can fool most of the people most of the time....

 

[Pow-Lo]

For,the garden??

Yep. I recently heard that it keeps the cats away because they don’t like the smell. Whilst I like cats, I take issue with them using the garden as a toilet and since we don’t have our dog anymore, I need to try something.

 

[Minkey]

Some Christmas cards for next year

 

[Pow-Lo]

I agree. But an insistent surrounding group of females left me no choice. Truly..... no choice. Even the pic n mix was dire. I had thoughts of every other manky ‘human’ having pawed them before me. Never again.

It’s your own fault. Should have manned the eff up and taken them to the latest Terminator or Fast & Furious film instead. Grow a set, you poof!

 

[Me!]

It’s your own fault. Should have manned the eff up and taken them to the latest Terminator or Fast & Furious film instead. Grow a set, you poof!

Do you go out? Or just spend you’re time polishing that beige bike. Get to the gym fatty.