You'll like this Today I bought

[Pow-Lo]

I thought yer Mrs servant gave your jacket a back sack and crack wax already?

She did, but I then realised I wanted another but something different in style and colour to my olive green one. So I did.

 

[Cougar377]

She did, but I then realised I wanted another but something different in style and colour to my olive green one. So I did.

Does it have Diana Ross on the back..?

 

[ogr1]

Does it have Diana Ross on the back..?

Waterproof?????

 

[Cougar377]

Waterproof?????

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Nah. Black Bird.

 

[ogr1]

Nah. Black Bird.

Not sure? You will have to ask her direct.

 

[Cougar377]

Not sure? You will have to ask her direct.

Diana Ross (AKA a black bird) on the back of his new jacket. To compete with yours.
If I have to explain every feckin' joke to you then I'm going to relegate you to the Superdream Owners Forum.

 

[ogr1]

Diana Ross (AKA a black bird) on the back of his new jacket. To compete with yours.
If I have to explain every feckin' joke to you then I'm going to relegate you to the Superdream Owners Forum.

I got it..my middle name isn't 'numpty' ya know..I was playing wiv der werds.

 

[Cougar377]

I got it..my middle name isn't 'numpty' ya know..I was playing wiv der werds.

Oh no you didn't..! You is fick you is. Worse... you appear to be Scouse....

 

[derek kelly]

A washing machine to be delivered on Sunday.

 

[ogr1]

Oh no you didn't..! You is fick you is. Worse... you appear to be Scouse....

Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! La, waddaya mean like?

 

[Pow-Lo]

Does it have Diana Ross on the back..?

I think you’re confusing me with ogr1. Anyhoo, he has Barbra Streisand on the back.

 

[Cougar377]

I think you’re confusing me with ogr1

Easily done.

 

[DanBow]

Bits of shopping that consisted mainly of junk and a new game for the VR headset.

 

[ogr1]

Easily done.

Oh! no i'm not.

 

[Cougar377]

Oh! no i'm not.

You just have been.

 

[Jaws]

Nowt.. not a sausage..

 

[andyBeaker]

A sausage

 

[Pow-Lo]

Finally caved in and bought a printer for me home office.

 

[Jaws]

A plastic squeeze bottle with a nozzle to use as a doser to deliver a squirt of petrol down the carb of stubborn small engines after a rebuild

 

[andyBeaker]

A plastic squeeze bottle with a nozzle to use as a doser to deliver a squirt of petrol down the carb of stubborn small engines after a rebuild

I suppose it was either that or a Lamborghini