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Tescos, the follow up ( updated 17/12/4 )

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skippy

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Jaws said:
BTW Skip, I reckon your bang out of order when you sad Fuckwit would make a good rozzer.
I humbly apologize to any of our upstanding tireless hardworking Bobbies out there that I may have offended with the remarks in my previous post as I fully understand that My Blunkett has much better eyesight and is way too honest to be seriously considered for such a sensitive post:p


perhaps he can carve a niche for himself as proofreader for MCN:dunno:
 

Jono

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skippy said:
I humbly apologize to any of our upstanding tireless hardworking Bobbies out there that I may have offended with the remarks in my previous post as I fully understand that My Blunkett has much better eyesight and is way too honest to be seriously considered for such a sensitive post:p

Careful now. Watch how you go. %$fan
 

Pugwash

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Tell Tescos you've decided to shop at Morrisons from now on. That'll put fear into them.
 
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Scalesy

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Problem Solved!!!

Get Blunkett a job as a cashier in Tesco's petrol kiosk...and then lie to him!:yo:
 
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BlackBirdBaz

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SILVERONE said:
. Will Tescos fit out all their petrol stations with somewhere clean and safe/secure to put our helmets while fueling up ?
Excellent comment, how often have we to juggle with wallets and lids and gloves and keys etc because there is nowhere to put the lid.
 
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mikew

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SILVERONE said:
1. How do they know ?.

2. If you are going to rob Tescos wear a burhkas, as you will not be challenged.

3. Will Tescos fit out all their petrol stations with somewhere clean and safe/secure to put our helmets while fueling up ?


fer fooks sake, there is an easy solution to this ..........


leave your lid on,


and wear a burhka over the top!




simple really, :dunno:




(added bonus, the burhka keeps out those draughts from yer neck, )
 

Jaws

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Just had this e-mail.. It is proly bull shite but at least someone took the time to actually READ my mail and respond accordingly:

Thank you for your email.

I fully appreciate your comments. We aim to provide the best possible service for our customers and any feedback or suggestions made are always very welcome.

The relevant department dealing with such matters has been notified and I can assure you that this will be taken on board at the next review meeting. I cannot guarantee that action will be taken, however your views and comments are invaluable to us.
 

Judge Dredd

Registered User
Hmmmmmmmmmm

Jaws said:
I cannot guarantee that action will be taken, however your views and comments are invaluable to us.

Now Feck off and stop bothering us while we screw even more money out of the public. $%3un
 
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