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chuffmeister

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:cry: . . . and you seemed so nice when you had sweeties :eek:
 

Artemis

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chuffmeister said:
:cry: . . . and you seemed so nice when you had sweeties :eek:
First impressions can be such a barsteward, Chuff!

Lull them into a false sense of security, then.....

STRIKE









Oh, and Loretta, the female praying mantis only bites the head off the male during sex so you're in no danger there
 

Smix

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Artemis said:
First impressions can be such a barsteward, Chuff!

Lull them into a false sense of security, then.....

STRIKE


Oh, and Loretta, the female praying mantis only bites the head off the male during sex so you're in no danger there


oh you're good hunny, really good!!!!!!!!!!!!! :k:k:k:k
 
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chuffmeister

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:lol: . unlucky stan ...... R#?.....h1d1ng2
 

Artemis

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Smix said:
oh you're good hunny, really good!!!!!!!!!!!!! :k:k:k:k
But you have to admit, my straight man gives me such good lead-ins............
 

Smix

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Artemis said:
But you have to admit, my straight man gives me such good lead-ins............

hmmm - if thats Stan, then fine. but if you are implying I look butch, I'll :cry: :cry: :cry:
 

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Artemis said:
Oh, and Loretta, the female praying mantis only bites the head off the male during sex so you're in no danger there

lucky escape for me then lisa... :k
 

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Smix said:
hmmm - if thats Stan, then fine. but if you are implying I look butch, I'll :cry: :cry: :cry:
Gotta give credit where it's due, without Loretta giving me leads I'd be a fool to miss, I'd sometimes be bored.

But love you anyhoo, Smixy. Tongues?
 

Smix

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Artemis said:
Gotta give credit where it's due, without Loretta giving me leads I'd be a fool to miss, I'd sometimes be bored.
Phew!!

But love you anyhoo, Smixy. Tongues?
no in public - for goodness sake girl, get a grip!!!!!!!!!!
 

Smix

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Artemis said:
..........or get a room?
Jeez - you in't 'arf pushy!!! but i'm miffed tonight - third in the queue behind Ricardo and lumpy, so . . . . . maybe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :}:}:}
 

Artemis

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Smix said:
Jeez - you in't 'arf pushy!!! but i'm miffed tonight - third in the queue behind Ricardo and lumpy, so . . . . . maybe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :}:}:}
Well, you gotta make 'em feel wanted sometimes ain't yer?
 

Pugwash

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Artemis said:
But Smix, hun, be warned, you have to roll them up really tight to get them back into the compression sack.

Mine's a stuff-sack. Just before the written instructions rubbed-off the label, it says not to roll it, but stuff it in the bag. It goes in no problem. You're right about uncompressing it though. I only tightened my straps for the photo you'll be relieved to hear.


p.s. I clearly didn't read to the end of this thread before posting my inane drivel!
 
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