Stupid sayings...

[ianrobbo1]

half way through an explanation of "something" and they say, Y know?? no I don't fookin know, thats why I'm asking you !!! :bang:

 

[SILVERONE]

My bin is at the bottom of my drive ready to be emptied tomorrow morning.
John, with what you were wearing at the eosb, I think you are owed some good style mate.

''BOOM, BOOM''



What's wrong with my attire, any'way :dunno:

 

[derek kelly]

What's wrong with my attire, any'way :dunno:

Nothing mate, apart from the self destructing plastic poncho.

 

[ianrobbo1]

''BOOM, BOOM''
What's wrong with my attire, any'way :dunno:

erm!!! not a lot!!

 

[SILVERONE]

Nothing mate, apart from the self destructing plastic poncho.

Im off for drink, I'll think of sum'at in a bit sp1ttt3

 

[stan the man]

who's the twat in a skirt(l/h side of pic)and no shoes

 

[derek kelly]

'Between you & me & the gatepost'[and any other fecker that's listening]'I'm not being funny but'[damn right your not being funny]'To coin a phrase'[how the feck do you coin a phrase?]I think there are more silly sayings 'Than you could shake a stick at'[Why would you want to shake a stick at a few words?]

 

[Duck n Dive]

Sort of saying

kid's response these days to just about everthing: "whatever"

or when on the phone to the folks: "so it's yourself then?"

or when the 'phone conversaton finshes: "see you"


The best one that tickled me, many years ago at a general election a certain John Major being asked how he viewed his chances in light of dismal polls:

"when my backs against the wall I always turn around and fight" - not that's a real good 'un.

 

[Fat Bert]

Favourite Stupid sayings~~~~?

Cyclops..."I'll buy the next round"




Lumpy... "rode that corner sweetly"




Lord Pinder..."Happy to give a refund"




JAWS... "I'll wait for the cheque"




RHINO..."Had this bike for 5 years"




Chunky..."I'm trying to keep up"




Inspector..."Honest...it's a lady"




Clive.."what posts?"




1200Pete..."Bounce well don't I?"




Buzz..."Limbo anyone?"




Moog..."that aint a kangeroo"




Stan the Man..."that aint a helicopter"




Sausage Rob..."I can diet you know"




Blu..."I prefer the GS in the winter cos it's quicker"




Peggy..."course the tyres warm up"



Ian Slobbo..."Ya leathers are in the post" d34l :dunno: :k

 

[RHINO]

Ian Slobbo..."Ya leathers are in the post" d34l :dunno: :k

ROFLMAO

Get a room you two. b0x2

 

[stan the man]

and finally................

bert........"i'll put the erm,new oil in john" :tosser:

 

[Fat Bert]

Well done Stan

bert........"i'll put the erm,new oil in john" :tosser:

Nice to see that secondary education of yours has been mis-spent then!!

 

[Mac166]

How about 'I am going outside for some fresh air' then going out and lighting up a ciggy.

When my wife was pregnant many people would ask 'are you pregnant? was it planned? or 'how did that happen' (I used to blame sharing the bath water)

After the nipper was born she would be walking with the pram to get 'have you had the baby yet' to a reply of 'No I just thought I would walk round pushing this for the practice'

 

[bikesnoopy]

When you go to the doctor and he says "and how are you then"? !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[duncan]

when she was looking for something my mum used to say
why is it always in the last place you look?



err thats cos you have found it and stopped looking ?

 

[R2B2]

The one that irritate me the most on the news.......

"The river burst it's banks"

WHAAAT?? No it didn't...... the river overflowed!! The banks didn't burst at all. When the water goes back the banks are still there - INTACT!

 

[Fat Bert]

True Rob

The one that irritate me the most on the news.......

"The river burst it's banks"

WHAAAT?? No it didn't...... the river overflowed!! The banks didn't burst at all. When the water goes back the banks are still there - INTACT!

Bit like ya waistline eh?


You lose a bit of weight.......

get back on the sofa

Bingo.....belt is still tight!!

LOL

 

[derek kelly]

The most infuriating saying must be "Sorry it's computer error"

 

[R2B2]

Bingo.....belt is still tight!!

Nah - that doesn't happen Bert........















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......... I just keep buying bigger belts!

 

[Messer]

lost it..

When you lose something and some wise a$$ says
'Where did you lose it?'
If I knew where I lost it it wouldn't be lost would it c7u8 !!