Stupid sayings...

[bikesnoopy]

My starter for 10. . .

The one that winds me up the most is : "He likes to lead the race from the front"...

What the f**ks that supposed to mean? Is there any other place you can lead a race from other than from the front??? c7u8

 

[Punchy]

The one that infuriates me is the commentator during football matches...


"Hes WON a corner/penalty/freekick" ..... No hes been awarded a corner/penalty/freekick..

A game for the mindless anyway.

:tosser: 's
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[Aidey]

And what about when you break up with a girlfriend and some pratt says "dont worry, theres plenty more fish in the sea".

If I wanted fish I would have gone to a fishmongers (not that you can find one nowadays....)

 

[Aidey]

You can't have your cake and eat it.


So whats the f>>>>>ng point then?

 

[Punchy]

Nearly forgot the favourite local saying when summat goes wrong...

Well Never mind

I'm sure if asked how I was and I replied "The dog got run over yesterday, the wife has cleared the bank account and run off with a paki, some bastid has stolen my bike and the building society is reposessing the house"
The numpty would reply...

Well Never mind

:violin: :bang: :bang: :bang:

 

[derek kelly]

Many a mickle makes a muckle.

 

[stan the man]

Many a mickle makes a muckle.

obviously a yorkshire favourite derek c7u8

and mine....."i'll be there now in a minute"....WTF

 

[Artemis]

obviously a yorkshire favourite derek c7u8

and mine....."i'll be there now in a minute"....WTF

Now if you're talking local ones, Mark, there's always 'Get up and lie down, Dog'

 

[ianrobbo1]

when someone is looking for a key or something similar, theres always one twat that'll say "it's always the last one you try" of couse it feking well is!! why continue looking after you've found the right feker!! :bang: :bang:

 

[stan the man]

sorry to say....

theres always one twat that'll say "it's always the last one you try" of couse it feking well is!! why continue looking after you've found the right feker!!

i've been that twat ian :blush: :blush: c7u8 h1d1ng2

 

[ianrobbo1]

i've been that twat ian :blush: :blush: c7u8 h1d1ng2

I have no reason to doubt you Stan ol chap!! :bow:

 

[stan the man]

I have no reason to doubt you Stan ol chap!! :bow:

thanks for agreeing ian,i ermmmm....think

 

[derek kelly]

If things don't change, they'll stay the same.

or when someone is describing a conversation when they say "and he turned round & said"

 

[stan the man]

Now if you're talking local ones, Mark, there's always 'Get up and lie down, Dog'

i haven't heard that one lisa...must be a newbridge-on-wye saying :dunno:

 

[Artemis]

i haven't heard that one lisa...must be a newbridge-on-wye saying :dunno:

You could be right there, Mark. We did think of starting a new business there - Rent a Village Idiot Ltd - because we had plenty to spare!

 

[SILVERONE]

Ask a youth if they would like something, Ie a drink/food or what ever,
their response ''no, Im alright' I din't mean to ask about their fekin well-being :bang: c7u8 :bang:

 

[stan the man]

well....thats the yoof of today for ya john...not that i would know mind h1d1ng2

 

[derek kelly]

When you arrive back from holiday and your neighbour sees you getting out of the taxi then utters the immortal line "Oh are you back then?"

 

[SILVERONE]

When you arrive back from holiday and your neighbour sees you getting out of the taxi then utters the immortal line "Oh are you back then?"

Why, wer's u'sss bin ? ----------------------------------














you owe me ''good style''

 

[derek kelly]

Why, wer's u'sss bin ? ----------------------------------you owe me ''good style''

My bin is at the bottom of my drive ready to be emptied tomorrow morning.
John, with what you were wearing at the eosb, I think you are owed some good style mate.