• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

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Allan1

Guest
Dear God help us.

Hey fellas, what is going on here?

People leaving, threats being made, vicous rantings over what?. Someone gets offended by the abuse some members give others and then crawls to WIZ about it.

Rhino, all you had to say was - NO - and that was it, job done. Dont chuck your teddy mate it aint worth it. Gawd knows I am PC at work, I dont want to have to be the same here, this is the one place we can all let hang a bit.

Now I wouldnd dream of taking the pi$$ out of a new member right away, I at least have the morals to wait until the newbie had settled in and got the hang of things, but even I am happy to have it ripped out of me (missed gears etc).

Now come on guys - shall we all calm down, take a step back, take a deep breath and all say...
















'FUCK OFF'
There, now isnt that better?. :lol: :} :lol: :f :}

Gawd I love this site... :k

Buzz
 

Jon and Anya

Registered User
like Buzz says, he's never wrong, well sometimes.

what the hell is up with people. I have many friends on here and the piss taking is part of the package. Keep the banter alive guys.

Aint there some belly aching twats about
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
Jon & Anya said:
like Buzz says, he's never wrong, well sometimes.

what the hell is up with people. I have many friends on here and the piss taking is part of the package. Keep the banter alive guys.

Aint there some belly aching twats about

:xm :xm should have gone to specsavers
i could have sworn i read "belly dancers"
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
Exactly what is Ian trying to say ??? I wish he would stop wrapping it up and just say what he thinks !!!!! :lol: :lol:
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
just re,read my post, and I seem to be a "little" irate, :rolleyes: I apologize for my former aggressive post, and though the option to edit it exists, I stand by my original sentiments, and would ask now in a slightly more conciliatory fashion, exactly who was the complainant to email their complaint to "the headmaster" Wiz,?? and WHY they didn't let their feelings known to the people named in the original post,??
and as far as "Hijacking" is concerned look to this thread and see WHO was first to attempt a "hijack" :rolleyes:
no need for an "abuse" forum, the coffee shop is it already, its a rare thing people hijacking the "ridout/help/etc forums" the "banter" is already confined to its Correct thread, or we could start a forum for boring gits, :dunno:
summat like this,
FB, I rode my bike today, I went very fast,
Rhino, Not too fast I hope, there are speed limits you know,
FB, no I only ever ride at 30 miles per hour,
Rhino, Oh!! thats good to hear, I am glad,!!
Ian Robbo1, if thats what you want, get on with it you fookin sad twats :f :rolleyes:
 
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XXLarge

Guest
Jon & Anya said:
"Belly dancers",


que, Rhino, XXlarge, Robbo et al


Hang on a mo........ who says I dance?


There's nowt wrong with a big girth - they don't put a bay window on a shithouse.

:f
 
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frenchuk

Guest
hmmm... that was nice and relaxing :-: I would recommend everyone to do the same! Oh yes, and the PC brigade: have a double one, and relax your anus a bit, you'll be more at peace with yourself! w;;v
 
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Steve n Ally

Guest
dont mend whats not broken guys n gals

Have to agree with all the positive comments from those that say keep it as it is.The site is great and the banter keeps it alive.C'mon u lot lighten up please.The best thing ive ever done in my life is buy a Bird.The second best thing is joining this site and meeting some great people.Some of these people have or are turning into long time personal friends who have a common interest.
Its ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! of us that make this site and club what it is.Dont turn it into a dowdy stuffy club for anoraks.

Steve
 
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Neale

Guest
Gotta Agree With Buzz

Now come on guys - shall we all calm down, take a step back, take a deep breath and all say...
















'FUCK OFF'
:beer: :f :}
 
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Steve n Ally

Guest
DAISY COW SHED......ADDS HER WACK....

I have had some of the most enjoyable,hilarious,mad,sad,bad,learned,letchuruos and embarrassing times with this club and site...much of which has been of my own doing!!!!!!!!!! THIS SITE WOULD NOT BE THIS SITE IF IT WERE NOT FOR THE OUTRAGOUS BANTER....IF PUSH COMES TO SHOVE THEN WE ARE THERE FOR EACH OTHER....THAT SPEAKS VOLUMNS.................................................................................................STRANGERS ARE FRIENDS YOUVE NEVER MET............................................ON A LIGHTER NOTE DAISY IS LICKIN BOGEYS FROM HER NOSE,SWATTIN FLYS WITH HER TAIL,CHEWIN THE CUD........AND LAUGHING AT YOU ALL COS SHE LOVES YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.

PLEASE DONT CHANGE

ALLY AKA DAISY COW SHED



DOES ANYONE WANT TO BUY A SHED?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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frenchuk

Guest
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derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
If a place was closed down everytime someone took offence to banter then I think we would all be out of work and In the dole queue....just have a wander down to your local DSS & spot the banter there...ie "Get yer nose outa that effin book,get off yer slack arse and get me effin money sorted out ya slack limp wristed twat" mind you I had just left the Navy and had three months before starting next job, and had wife and two ankle biters to feed so my frustration was justified....wasn't It??? :bang:
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
Question is, does the B.I.R.D. website really want the kind of people who take offence at banter. Personally, I find it seriously entertaining, and a relaxing break from the stresses of work.

Join a bike club, you will be a prospect until the members decide whether you are their sort of person or not. Surely anyone who complains about the banter would not only not enjoy the site, but wouldn't be our sort of person either. Those that don't like it can find another site, surely, instead of trying to change one that is enjoyed by so many.

Same principal really as all those w**kers who buy houses near our airfield, then complain about the noise. If you don't like it STAY AWAY FROM IT.

This is B.I.R.D., warts and all and I, for one, love it.

(P.S. Lumpy, I notice the zero-posters aren't getting involved in this one either, stir, stir)
 
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robbo25

Guest
why not start webcams and saying what you would type in so you could see who you are speaking to. i have never met anyone from this site(due to work) but i would surely give them barracking if i met them. i think its puts new members off i know i felt a bit intimidated, got blackbird, didnt know much about it felt reluctant to join in.
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
robbo25 said:
why not start webcams and saying what you would type in so you could see who you are speaking to. i have never met anyone from this site(due to work) but i would surely give them barracking if i met them. i think its puts new members off i know i felt a bit intimidated, got blackbird, didnt know much about it felt reluctant to join in.
But you did, once you cottoned on, didn't you!
 
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robbo25

Guest
is this site a way to get rid of work stress or is there too much testerone flying round OR is there too much rain to take bird out. lots of tension from people who are normally making people laugh. i like to read the usual wisecracks from them who come straight back with an answers.
 
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