Spuds

[RHINO]

I use a stainless steel purpose made spud masher made by Steller (matches my pans) I wouldn't know if Lurpak was cheaper than KY as I've never used or needed KY perhaps you can enlighten me,

Isn't 'KY' a brand of gay bum gel to assist Bert and boys???

OR

Is it to apply to women who's men can't wet them up naturally?? mmmmm, IAN?? :dunno:

 

[derek kelly]

Isn't 'KY' a brand of gay bum gel to assist Bert and boys???

OR

Is it to apply to women who's men can't wet them up naturally?? mmmmm, IAN?? :dunno:

I think he smears it over the crates of pop before humping them. :dunno:

 

[derek kelly]

Maybe in your recollection of history, that may be the case, but mine is much funnier dontcha think? Me feels you may have missed the point ya pop bottle shaggeing slowbird Wakefieldian. :k

Worthy of a quotable quote.

 

[Crozzers]

I dont think so.......

EXCUSE ME!!! but all the above is "womens work", I dont see her going out in all weathers at 4- 4/30 each morning humping cases of pop!! then Im supposed to come home and start washing/ironing and cooking till I drop,!! :f

Excuse me!!!!!!! You are so behind the times... No-ones expecting you to come home and start doing "chores till you drop", but a little bit of assistance would be nice now and again.....and to say the whole thing is "womens work", well,, im so glad i dont live with you MR. :shooter:

 

[derek kelly]

Well said Emma, time to burn our bra's (man boobs) and none of this Oh that's womens work malarky when god made women he did so from Adams rib so that women would be equal.

 

[Codbasher]

Somehow I cant see Rhino in a pinny and suspenders doing the hoovering

 

[Crozzers]

Somehow I cant see Rhino in a pinny and suspenders doing the hoovering

Little do you know.................. man8um

 

[RHINO]

Somehow I cant see Rhino in a pinny and suspenders doing the hoovering

I charge $$$$$$$$$$$ to see it and $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ to do it for you.

 

[bitontheside]

Somehow I cant see Rhino in a pinny and suspenders doing the hoovering

Coddy - you are sick! uke:

 

[D.S.]

Excuse me!!!!!!! You are so behind the times... No-ones expecting you to come home and start doing "chores till you drop", but a little bit of assistance would be nice now and again.....and to say the whole thing is "womens work", well,, im so glad i dont live with you MR. :shooter:

I'm with you here Emma. I think old Johnny Vegas needs to join us in the current century :}
then again, he does live in Yorkshire where microwave ovens, dishwashsers and vacum cleaners have only just arrived :}

 

[RHINO]

I'm with you here Emma. I think old Johnny Vegas needs to join us in the current century :}
then again, he does live in Yorkshire where microwave ovens, dishwashsers and vacum cleaners have only just arrived :}

Oi Joe, i think Ian is on to a money spinner , he's been out in 't' garage wi'out roof and has made a microwave bed!!!!!!!
Now he can come home from work, do the spuds, walk 't' whippet and then get 8 hrs sleep in 10 minutes in his microwave bed.

 

[derek kelly]

I'm with you here Emma. I think old Johnny Vegas needs to join us in the current century :}
then again, he does live in Yorkshire where microwave ovens, dishwashsers and vacum cleaners have only just arrived :}

OI Proper Yorkshiremen do not share such dickensian attitudes, we treat our ladies with dignity and respect, we cherish them, that is why Yorkshire has a lower divorce rate than anywhere else in the country...
Mind you some of em are right gorgeous, should see em going round Barnsley on a night out, hardly owt on...Phwoar!!!

 

[Bubba]

The militart consider anything thats mundane and repetitive to be a punishment. Have heard that they are seriously considering some of the threads from this forum as punishment to replace spud peeling, although they are worried about the amount of mental cases this would produce.

Mind you, 2 Para's numbers would benifit!

 

[D.S.]

OI
Mind you some of em are right gorgeous, should see em going round Barnsley on a night out, hardly owt on...Phwoar!!!

I've seen 'em mate, right gorgeous until they open their mouths :}

 

[ianrobbo1]

I've seen 'em mate, right gorgeous until they open their mouths :}

its Barnsley Joe, they cant talk if their mouthes are full of ...... :bow: and even I belive in giving "the little women" a night out once every six months if theyve done all their houswork first,!!
see I am a "gentle caring" person really,!!

 

[KevKing]

We consider spud peeling a punishment coz the main aim of our jobs is to practise killing people and maliciously peeling the skin slowly off a defenceless spud does not have the same effect LOL. PS My mate thinks Ghengis Khan was a left wing commie c7u8

 

[derek kelly]

I never knew he played football

 

[KevKing]

Yeah, used to be a goalkeeper but Khan(t) keep a clean sheet. uke: