SOUTHERNERS

[Supabird1100]

We've Got.................

A Peugeot 405GTX.......nowt wrong with it.......better than any pile of British shite that we've run in the past !!!!!!:} :}

Viva la France !!!!!!!!

 

[ianrobbo1]

Pierre

of course they in industry, ''sold out'' the ''money men/grabbers'' that owned the industrys, found it so easy to sell as ''it'' was the best and took no selling, as EVERYONE wanted it, it's the same with a lot of things that were ''ours'' and are no longer, but look what happens when ''Jonny forigner'' is in control, it all goes TiTs up,

why do so many asylum seekers pass ''Through'' France to get here,??:dunno:

would You go ''the extra mile'' to get quality,!! they certainly do,!!

 

[frenchuk]

too right - and you don't have to remortgage your house to service it! Plus, France brought the ultimate in car design to the world... I give you... The Citro?n DS 23 Pallas!!!!

 

[ianrobbo1]

WAS UP!!

didnt they put seats init,???

 

[frenchuk]

black is the best also for DS, but not bad in silver either...

 

[Wolfie]

FUK what bike did you give the world????

RhINO this is a little diversion , we have not forgotten about you and yer boyfriends :bang: :bang:

 

[frenchuk]

well Ian, about asylum seekers, it's quite interesting that they are very often from countries we invaded... It's called country karma!
For instance, we have quite a lot of English Asylum seekers in France, they're escaping UK you see, and we're good enough to sell them properties, at over inflated prices of course, but then again they don't notice cause they're so used to be ripped-off in UK!!

 

[Samster]

:bow: Citroen DS:bow: THE most ahead of it's time car EVER produced...........beautiful.

Some of the features it had have only just started to be used on current production cars now you know...............I very nearly bought one in black some years ago, a good example was fetching ?9K back then.................

One day.

 

[RHINO]

HAMSTER !

YOU NEARLY BOUGHT ONE YEARS AGO,,, YA MEAN 1974 AS A PRESENT TO YOURSELF FOR YOUR 40th.......THEY WERE 9G's BACK THEN AND THEY WERE PANTS THEN :m .

HEADLIGHTS THAT FOLLOWED THE WHEELS (great idea, see how it caught on with all the major companies....NOT..)

SOGGY SUSPENSION FULL OF CUSTARD

AIR FRESHENER SMELLING OF ONIONS

COMPLETELY VOID OF ANY D.I.Y. MAINTAINANCE (mmm economical

THEY EVEN HAD TO RAID AN ITALIAN PARTS BIN AND SOURCE A MASERATI ENGINE SO IT WOULD NEARLY CATCH A MINI IN THE RALLIES................... SHITROEN SHITROEN RA RA RA :f

 

[frenchuk]

Sam, that's right, and car manufacturere are now starting to put headlights turning with the wheels in their top-end models, Rhino if there is any word you don't understand in "ahead of its time" I'd be happy to explain - in English of course, since I asssume any other language is off-limits for you...
Sam If you really really want one let's speak on Wednesday - they cost 9K here but you might find a great 23 Pallas (the best) in black of course - a DS has GOT to be black - for about 4K in France, and I might be able to help you...
have a pick there for a start, but I might have MUCH better private sources...
http://www.aagarage.com/citroen_ds.htm

Wolfie, ready? Terrot, Peugot, Motosacoche, and all the other ones I forget right now...
The two following have been drawn by Monsieur Ponty, the same man who drew the Gitanes box - interesting isn't it?

 

[frenchuk]

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[frenchuk]

(THIS is the 2nd one from Ponty, not the one above)

 

[frenchuk]

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[frenchuk]

I almost forgot the stunning Citro?n SM, amazing design which was inspired by the DS design...

 

[frenchuk]

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[frenchuk]

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[bitontheside]

frenchuk

Had a Citroen XM once - cracking car, dead comfy - lousy fuel consumption!:bow:

 

[R2B2]

My younger bruv bought one too. We all told him not to but would he listen..? No, would he feck!

But he soon realised what a dreadful mistake hw made when that ridiculous hydraulic system went tits up - like it does, you know. It cost him a fortune WHEN he eventually found someone to take on the job!!!! No bugger wanted to touch it.

But his real problems only began when he tried to sell it.

I'm sorry Frenchie... I like France too, as you know, but Shitroen??? NO, no, no. Awful piece of shite. Pls keep 'em over there where they belong! :m :neenaw:

 

[RHINO]

CAN OF WORMS

:yo: KEEP EM COMING LADS & LASSES, THE ORIGINAL POST WAS JUST A BIT OF LIGHT HEARTED HUMOUR AND HAS SINCE SPIRALLED OUT OF CONTROL... FRENCH, YOU KNOW ITS ONLY FUN BUT IF FROGLAND IS SO DARN GOOD THEN WHY OH WHY ARE YOU IN THE U.K.???

LUMPY!! NO WE HAVE'NT MET BUT IF YOU TAKE THIS IN YOUR STRIDE I'M SURE WE'LL GET ON FINE.


I WAS HOPING "BEN" WOULD BE ABOUT TO PUT HIS BIT IN BUT ALLAS NO..

I KNOW SAAAARF DOES'NT STOP AT LONDON, HOME OF THE WORLDS BIGGEST CAR PARK (M25)...... I KNOW THIS AS I ONCE
VENTURED THERE.

SCOTTISH B***ARDS,,,, BRING IT ON (thats if any of you own BB's or are you all too tight) :f