SOUTHERNERS

[RHINO]

:f IT'S NO SURPRISE YOU ALL STINK OF SHIT AND SHANDY,,,YOUR SO NEAR TO FRANCE!!!!! All that cheap confiscated beer thrown away at customs makes me visualise SAMSTER,WOLFY,LUMPY and all you other retard SOUTHERN TOSS POTS lay in the DOVER drainage system supping BABYCHAM and eating dead rats so you won't smell like a tourist when you get washed out into the sea and float across to FROGLAND......which is infact nearer to you than you are to me!!!!!!!!!




AV IT!!! :neenaw:

 

[Biker Babe]

Oh dear, Oh dear !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone didn't get there leg over last night, did they !!!!!!!

:f :f :f

 

[Gatso shy]

worse

Yea but just imagine,

it could be much worse,
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we could all be overweight Mancunian Coppers

with shit fer brains :f :f :f :f :f

 

[RHINO]

WRONG AGAIN

:m I'm not in a mood about my sexual habits...i merely DON'T LIKE PEOPLE FROM DAAAARN SAAAAAARF :f



EVEN SOUTHERNERS DON'T LIKE SOUTHERNERS !!!

LETS ORGANIZE A BIG NORTH V's SAAAAAARF FOOTY MATCH FOR
THE B.B BASH.... I HAVE'NT EVEN GOT FEET (well i aint seen em for a while) AND WE'LL STILL WIN.... YOUR SHITE!! :loo:

 

[Biker Babe]

I wish I knew what all this North V's South shite is all about?

What the f**k does it matter where someone lives?

Sorry, but I believe that you MEET someone and decide from there as to whether you like them or not !!!

I thought wolfie and joeboy were arseholes when I first joined the forum, {which was wrong of me as I hadn't met them}, but having meet them both now I think there both lovely blokes.......... :k and I certainly didn't come to that conclusion based on where they live !!!

So take a chill pill RHINO and don't be to quick to judge people, based on where they live!!!

 

[Wolfie]

I thought wolfie and joeboy were arseholes

bugger you mean we arn't??????

what changed?????



RHINO you horse cock sucker, get back to yer dirty grim north and stay there. yer just jealous cause all the good looking people live down there.

 

[Biker Babe]

Originally posted by Wolfie

bugger you mean we arn't??????


Of course your NOT wolfie/or you joe............
:k :k :k :k

 

[D.S.]

sorry to disappoint you Babe, but I still am!

As for RHINO, how the ferk can he be a copper??? I reckon even I could out run him. Too much Black Pudding and dripping ya lard arse ferret fancier :f

Come to think about it. Given the sentence structure, use of punctuation and grammar employed in his postings combined with his obvious racist and homophobic references, he is probably very well qualified to be a copper. But probably some sort of driver. Av it back

 

[Rolfy Dave]

Re: sorry to disappoint you Babe, but I still am!

Originally posted by joeboy
Given the sentence structure, use of punctuation and grammar employed in his postings combined with his obvious racist and homophobic references, he is probably very well qualified to be a copper. But probably some sort of driver. Av it back

Wotcha tri in ta say Joe ???

Us divers kant spel ??

we cant tork like the kween in Inglish ??

Nowt wrong wiv drivvers.....

At leest I aint gorra ginnel round ar plaise:f



Rolfy...

member of the PFSA (brit dislexik club)

 

[Supabird1100]

Don't Waste Ya Ammo.............

On the Northern, wife-beating, dole-drawing, arsehole Joe.

Wouldn't you be as miserable and frustrated as him if you had to live in that northern shit-hole that he hails from ?????

Footy match he says ??? Fat bastid wouldn't last 9 minutes, let alone 90.........thinks because he comes from Manchester he can play like the local team !!!! Where do they get most of their players from ???.....well, it ain't Manchester is it ?????:f

Back to ya ferrets and pigeons, go on !!!!!:} :}

Proud Southern Supabird:beer:

 

[D.S.]

Rolfy

wasn't having a dig at drivers in general, it's just that Rhino must be a driver or some sort of office boy, 'cos my mates in Essex and Surrey old bill are fit geezers.

Steve
Mancs hey! 'nuff said :}

 

[frenchuk]

Rhino, I'm not sure I get the South v/s North thing, since life is equally crap in the two places, due to shite country management supported by many a public services who 'follow' instructions, yes that include cops - individually some might be nice lads but they still do what they're told - although they don't HAVE to, I mean they can quit if they disagree with what they're asked to do can't they?
Now, about France: I understand your frustration, envy, jealousy... so just think of the easy life in the south of France, beautiful scenery, the weather, the food, the wine, the lifestyle, the cost of living, close your eyes, have wank, there you go, don't you feel better already? :k

 

[bitontheside]

RHINO

Nowt like breaking yourself in gently is there! :bow: Manc rozzer eh - do you know a mate of mine, Andy Hunter?

 

[fat bert]

Welcome back Rhino~~~~~

talk about subtelty !!!

His case is indeed a sensitive one so I know he won't mind me sharing this all with you - serious posts here so that you understand his somewhat aggressive attitude

For those not in the "know", pray let me enlighten you all

My dear pal Rhino is a long standing member of this forum

In prior times he was indeed employed by Her Majesties Government in the role of PC Plod - and very successful too

He progressed through the ranks purely on merit and was soon promoted to Detective in the Greater Manchester Constabulary - seconded to the Vice Squad

For 5 long years he toiled and strived to rid the great city of Manchester of the vile scum that talked the Mancunian Way [before it was a dual carriageway]

His efforts were making an impact on the gangland warfare that plagued this famous city and this was duly noted by opposing gangs from across the Pennines in Yorkshire

The Yorkshire lads [from Leeds] were trying to take a piece of the Manchester "action"

To portect their turf, the gangs felt the "need" to take revenge on poor Rhino and one dreadful evening he was taken hostage by a joint-gang envoy.

They held him captive for 4 weeks [all kept very hush hush by the media]

During his captivity they plied him and forced him to "intake" some of their illegal substances whilst restrained.

At the end of the 4 weks he could take no more and he managed to escape from his captors hiding place much to his surprise

That 4 week trauma has left him permanently changed [physically] - he will never be anorexic again!!

Just the smell of chip fat sends him into a flurry of mental aggression

So PLEASE treat him carefully - for he is................

"THE ORIGINAL FAT BASTID"

His hostage location?
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GO GET THEM SLACKING SOUTHERN POOFTAHS RHINO

 

[Wolfie]

you dont do hero worshipping do yer bert????

 

[fat bert]

No Wolf Cub~~

just cod and chips!!!


:} :} :} :} :} :f

 

[Wolfie]

hhhmmmm my my how "nice " that looks, uke: uke:

 

[RHINO]

BURT!!! THEY TOOK IT

SOZ if i offended anyone but those who it was aimed at (southerners) already know that this is LIGHT HEARTED BANTER and means no harm.. I've met up with a majority of the club at some point or other and we are all good buddies..
Who cares if i'm a cop????
Who cares if we go 5mph over the limit???
Who really takes this banter seriously???

1200 PETE was a very good host last yr to myself and my girlfriend and also present was cruiser.. DARN SARFERS..

chill ya self sweety, its all good fun :m

 

[frenchuk]

Oh come on now Rhino, don't spoil it, you mean you don't really want a fight? :} :f Come on admit it, you sufferfrom a little inferiority compplex about the French, but that's OK, don't worry, I'd feel the same if I was a brit... (and now, cue to all members to flame me!!!:f ) As for you being a cop, well it's like traffic warden, someone has got to do it I guess!

 

[RHINO]

IF ITS A SCRAP YOUR AFTER

:shooter: So my old FROGGY PAL you don't like the brits?? can't understand you,, we buy all your crap cars and garlic presses and we also gave you TV space with EURO TRASH so cum on.. You gave the UK RABIES & BAD BREATH (only on sunday mornings from garlic bread).


Has your BB got VAA VAA VAA VOOOOM ?:beer: