When I’m PM, first thing I’m going to do is fill the channel tunnel with horseshit and block our end with concrete. Anyone without a National Insurance number gets deported. I’ll stop all foreign aid (with the exception of places that get trashed by hurricane, earthquakes, etc) for as long as it takes to get our NHS waiting lists down, build a few more hospitals, and some properly run care homes for the elderly. I’m seriously thinking of building purpose-built prison ships and mooring them in the Irish Sea, Bristol Channel and North Sea, too.
On my second day, I’ll get started on re-building our police forces and overhauling the judicial system.