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So They're trying to ban smoking eh????

Fat Bert

Registered User
Nicotine patches

Now there's a novelty

Can't keep them alight for more than a few seconds!

Mind you have found a proper use for them








Only kidding RHINO - no sense of humour failure please!! LOL




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RHINO

Answering to nobody
I'll stick them over your eyes so you can't find ya fags.....sorry cigs man8um
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
Fishponds allows smoking !
best advice is to stay away !
there is a Mc Donalds 11 miles away (no smoking)and has a playground
You have a choice !
:beer:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
RHINO/GYPPO

Whilst the Fishponds is a smoking pub, on our Xmas Meal jobbie there will be 25 of us in a smallish eating area in the restaurant - where smoking could be a problem for those eating/non smokers

So to be fair to everyone, anyone who wants to smoke should "adjourn" to the bar for a ciggie and refrain from smoking at the dining tables

Thats being fair to everyone me thinks - OK?
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Just trying~~

to make sure that everyone has a good time

Suppose I could guarantee that by staying away !!LOL
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
i would have done anyway !
but that would have been MY choice and no other feckers !
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
gypsy said:
i would have done anyway !
but that would have been MY choice and no other feckers !

That just outlines the fact that your considerate and not being bullied into submission Edd. :beer:
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
RHINO said:
That just outlines the fact that your considerate and not being bullied into submission Edd. :beer:

unless i'm sitting next to Rhino of course !!
now wheres that feckin cigar ?
:f :f
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Gippo~~

It's enough to make you want to take up the pipe!
 

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mikew

Guest
Punchy said:
Bert non smoking sections in a restaurant are like having a pissing section in the swimming baths.

I don't like having a nanny state telling me what to do either but I dont like some obnoxious Twat blowing smoke in my direction either when I'm eating or having a drink in the pub.



I wonder how smokers would like it if I had a drink or two, then pissed all over them?

They smoke, and breathe out all the waste shit all over the rest of us, so what's the difference?


my two euros worth.....
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
MikeW, I mentioned the other day about FARTING!! They'de soon kick off if i kept dropping my guts in their face :puke:
I like it, its MY habbit so i'll do it if i want..................... :yo:
 
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mikew

Guest
only problem is .....

I can't drink two pints without falling over .......... (lightweight I know, put it down to the diabetes) so I'd end up pissing all over myself!! :puke:


however, it's the sentiment that counts here!
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
My uncle had diabetes, and he used to drink at least ten pints a night,...mind you he always pissed all over himself. :}
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
I do not smoke and neither do I drink..
I also hate football and football matches..
Every single week during 'the season' how many people get pissed and are fookin obnoxious, cause a fight or simply injure themselves.... and / or attend football matches and get hurt whilst 'discussing' the merits of the game with the opposing 'fans' ?

So, lets ban football and drinking in public places.. Only right if your gonna ban smoking..

Now lets hear all the bleats and reasons why the above would not be fair !
 
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mikew

Guest
M'lud .....

derek kelly said:
My uncle had diabetes, and he used to drink at least ten pints a night,...mind you he always pissed all over himself. :}

I rest my case!
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Jaws said:
I do not smoke and neither do I drink..
I also hate football and football matches..
Every single week during 'the season' how many people get pissed and are fookin obnoxious, cause a fight or simply injure themselves.... and / or attend football matches and get hurt whilst 'discussing' the merits of the game with the opposing 'fans' ?

So, lets ban football and drinking in public places.. Only right if your gonna ban smoking..

Now lets hear all the bleats and reasons why the above would not be fair !



You are not allowed to take alchohol into football grounds, and they charge such extortianate prices for it in the bars in the grounds that you need a mortgage to get pissed,
Yes some people do get pissed before a match but two hours without alchohol sometimes sobers them up
sometimes they do cause bother at football matches sober or drunk but better there where they are contained and there is a strong police presence than out in the streets where police have little chance of catching them,
If you go into any city or town on a weekend and some other days of the week you will find people spilling out of night clubs pissed up and throwing up and some wanting to fight everybody so lets ban night clubs, people are what they are and it doesn't matter if you close down football grounds,bars or whatever, they will always find a way to cause trouble.
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
Best idea yet.

to combat the pension issue this country has, lets pass a law stating that everybody HAS to smoke at least 20 a day, then according to the whingers we would all died younger and we would all smell the same so nobody would notice any different and we could all go out and have a pint together. :bow: :bow: :bow:
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Wolfie said:
Best idea yet.

to combat the pension issue this country has, lets pass a law stating that everybody HAS to smoke at least 20 a day, then according to the whingers we would all died younger and we would all smell the same so nobody would notice any different and we could all go out and have a pint together. :bow: :bow: :bow:



But the trees would die :cry:
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
Jaws said:
I do not smoke and neither do I drink..
I also hate football and football matches..
Every single week during 'the season' how many people get pissed and are fookin obnoxious, cause a fight or simply injure themselves.... and / or attend football matches and get hurt whilst 'discussing' the merits of the game with the opposing 'fans' ?

So, lets ban football and drinking in public places.. Only right if your gonna ban smoking.. !
Seems fair to me!!! Ive no problem with banning Football and drinking in PUBLIC!! and as for smoking !!Yup!! deffo ban that!! IN PUBLIC!! :dunno:
 
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