shocked at these prices,

[derek kelly]

to pay for all the cross dressing, fare dodging old northern biddies
:f :f

And anger management for pram pushing southerners :neenaw:

 

[Pugwash]

The trick to cheap train tickets is to book them a long time in advance and avoid rush-hours. You get some sort of super saver advanced apex bollocks.
If you plan to drag a child along, you might even save money buying a 12 month family rail card at the same time!