Fixated.
Sod off before I have you arrested. Weirdo.[/QUOTE]
The authorities are hardly going to listen to an unwashed sailor .............
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Sod off before I have you arrested. Weirdo.[/QUOTE]
The authorities are hardly going to listen to an unwashed sailor .............
The authorities are hardly going to listen to an unwashed sailor .............[/QUOTE]
You sure about that? His advances to GothicSera were rebuffed; he bgean sniffing around Minkey; he's always accusing Caspar of stalking him; and, he's always stalking me.
Besides, I have friends in high places in the CPS
You sure about that? His advances to GothicSera were rebuffed; he bgean sniffing around Minkey; he's always accusing Caspar of stalking him; and, he's always stalking me.
Besides, I have friends in high places in the CPS
[/QUOTE]When you put it like that ........
Case proven m'lud.....
Now for sentence ..... Keel hauling perhaps
Eating fish and chips in the car. Filthy and uncouth.
Fixated.
Sod off before I have you arrested. Weirdo.[/QUOTE]
A perfectly valid question relating to your post.
Not if you’re in a Cabriolet.
In the late 80’s three of us were travelling down to the Hawthorns in a friends car to watch Leeds play against West Brom, we pulled over to get fish & chips, there were no seating facilities so we ate them in the car, our friend in the back (actually the son of a friend) just got a chip buttie, as we in the front were still eating we were engulfed in a horrible smelly cloud of smoke, the guy in the back had only gone & lit a cigarette (dirty bastard) my friend wasn’t too pleased as his car was a classic BMW 2002i (heap of shit) & as a smoker himself he never smoked in his car.
That s an incredible story.
Man lights cigarette in car.
Hold the front page!!
Cabriolets are solely for people having a mid life crisis.
My mate Mike is picking his up on Friday.
Cabriolets are solely for people having a mid life crisis.
My mate Mike is picking his up on Friday.
Another one of those "my mate" ones.... Yeah right.
What you getting and will it match your pink Pringles sweater..?
Err......what’s wrong with a pink Pringle sweater?....my mate’s got one.
Your mate Beaker...?
Too much....Your mate Beaker...?
White with red interior BMW 420d M Sport.
A convertible with a Diesel engine.
You couldn't make it up.
Anyway, what's wrong with my pink Pringle sweater?
Post a selfie here with you in it and let the panel decide....
Post a selfie here with you in it and let the panel decide....
And a bow tie....
I had one as a courtesy car when mine went in for the dash cams to be fitted. Shame about the colour and lack of power but I really enjoyed it. Not sure I could live with it though as I need the boot space, which is non-existent with the roof down.
You in a pink sweater is a great idea. It means I can see you coming if you breach the restraining order.