In the News Seagull snatches dog

[Squag1]

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Looks like a sex toy

 

[andyBeaker]

White with red interior BMW 420d M Sport.

A convertible with a Diesel engine.

You couldn't make it up.

Anyway, what's wrong with my pink Pringle sweater?

Happily he saw the light just in time and went for black with black interior.

Still a diesel though.

 

[andyBeaker]

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I had one as a courtesy car when mine went in for the dash cams to be fitted. Shame about the colour and lack of power but I really enjoyed it. Not sure I could live with it though as I need the boot space, which is non-existent with the roof down.

You in a pink sweater is a great idea. It means I can see you coming if you breach the restraining order.

The boot space is pitiful with the roof up - my pal can't even get his set of golf clubs in!

Rear legroom is beyond pitiful.

I had a 4 Series hard top as a courtesy car a few weeks back........couldn't really tell the difference between it and mine in terms of driving, albeit i am a pretty sedate driver. Looks prett but loses all the practicality.

Form over function for me.

 

[Squag1]

Seagull steals steering wheel from BMW by mistake.
Spits it out because of diesel flavour.
(fake news)

 

[andyBeaker]

Seagull steals steering wheel from BMW by mistake.
Spits it out because of diesel flavour.
(fake news)

Not far from reality unfortunately - there is a spate of thefts of M steering wheels from bmws at the moment. Cost a fortune to replace.

Never considered it might be seagulls doing it though.

 

[Malone]

Obvious really - bmw = cherman car, seagulls aka sieg heils, simples

 

[Cougar377]

Obvious really - bmw = cherman car, seagulls aka sieg heils, simples

Your coat is hanging on the back of the door. Off you go.