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fat bert

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Wolverine~~

HOTEL dear chappie - cos I've paid my mortgage this month and have wonga left over

Besides which you, me in a field with 2 erections?

Never ya Southern Pooftah!!!!

and ya didn't have the shits - you couldn't take the pace of the Midlands Massif!!!!!!!! MEGA-WUSS
 
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Aidey

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Not me Bert. My mortgage is ?10-2-6 and my wife pays it for me. Who says life is getting harder?
 

Wolfie

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You and me in a field with two erections?????

Nah you are quite right it would never happen, cause there would only be one erection........... Yours!!!!!


cause i ain't gay and would not be having dirty thoughts about me, unlike yerself.

Hotel!!!

is that so you can use the excuse that the hotel will be shutting soon, so you will have to be getting back at 10.00pm again!!!

LOL

:m :f :yo:
 

D.S.

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Aidey, not sure where you stand realy, i.e. r u with the

Southern Scratchers or the MUDland mincers or do we have the potential for a another fringe group???:}
Oh and Bert, how come you've still got a mortgage at your age??? I paid mine off last April and I could probably buy 6 streets in Derby if I sold my house to finance the purchase (now that would be a nightmare) :f :}
 
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fat bert

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Probably the truest thing you've said all year!!!

But thereagain - you're an accountant:B :B :B
 

D.S.

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Could be worse mate, I could have been an estate agent!!!

:lol: No offence to estate agents obvioulsy :}
 
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